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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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   2nd Feb 06 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A Chav girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
How many children?" asks the council worker.
10" replies the Chav girl
10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
Doesn't that get confusing?"
Naah..." says the Chav girl "its great because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO
BED NOW and they all do it..."
What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council
worker.
That's easy," says the Chav girl... "I just use their surnames"
Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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PMSL
Gg_mf
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: Brighouse
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2nd Feb 06 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hahaha
Sam
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Mather.16v
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Location: Stockport
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*sExY-lOu*
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Kathryn W
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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lmfao
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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heard it before
stil funny tho
ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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dave17
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Location: Greater London
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Andrew
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LMFAO
Liam
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Location: Stafford
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PMSL thats a gd1
ady
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Location: ashton
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lmao
Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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Trisshhaaaaa
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Marcy Marc

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mattyross
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Charlene
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N90ATH
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Location: Boreham, Essex
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loo_goblin
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the oldies r always the best
mav
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Gav S
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AfterShock
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