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dirtydan
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30th Jan 06 at 20:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
two kids are talking in the park, a boy and a girl. The boys pants fall down and the girl says.."whats that!?!"..he said "i dont know"..ill go ask my mum. so his mum tells him its his little red racecar..so he goes back the next day and tells the girl..that its his little red racecar..then her pants fall down..he says "whats that!?!"..she says "i dont know..ill ask"..so she goes home and her mom tells her its her garage..and not to let any little red racecars into it..so she tells him its her garage....

the little girls comes home that night and has blood on her hands..her mother says.."what happen?" the little girl says to her mother..a little red racecar got into my garage..so i ripped his tyres off!!!!
Robin
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thats not one of the best really is it?
Welsh Dan
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marklaruk
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aww it was sounding so promising aswell

[Edited on 31-01-2006 by marklaruk]
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Haimsey
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1/10 for effort anyway

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