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boyracer2002
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30th Jan 06 at 14:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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haha thats quality
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mav
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quite good that
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thats pretty damn good

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r-e-p-o-s-t
18-5-16-15-19-20=93%



93% chance of this being a repost then
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B-O-T-H-E-R-E-D
2-15-19-8-5-18-5-4 = 76%



should be right now

[Edited on 31-01-2006 by boyracer2002]
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quote:
Originally posted by boyracer2002
B-O-T-H-E-R-E-D
2-13-17-8-5-15-5-4 = 69%



think you got that one wrong....
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yup edited now
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L E T S-D O C K
12+5+20+19+4+15+3+11 = 89%

 
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