leeshez
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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>>> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never
>>> >been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to
all.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into
>>> >her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while
she
>>> >prepared tea.
>>> >
>>> > As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed
a
>>> >cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water.
>>> >In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
>>> >
>>> > When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The
>>> > pastor
>>> >tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange
>>> >floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
>>> >resist.
>>> >
>>> > "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?"
>>> > pointing to the bowl.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?" I was walking
through
>>> >the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
>>> >ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it
wet and
>>> >that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
haven't
>>> >had
>>> >the flu all winter!"
>>> >
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