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Originally posted by chris_uk
Some of life's important questions,


1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?you don't if you know the batteries are dead

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?so they can charge you more interest

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? you check because you don't know how long the has sign is up

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? because it is not exposed to the air

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?because of needle stick. what if the person before had AIDS and you stick the needle in yourself

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a ! beard? its a tv program/film

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a gun at him?why does his normal clothes get damaged but his suit does not

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? for hearing the radio

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?a very funny man

10 What is the speed of darkness?darkness is not energy

11 Are there especially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people
at The Special Olympics? yes not every one associated with the SP will be a spastic

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? in an evelope/box that fits

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? 16 degree's Fahrenheit, -8.9 degree centigrade and 264.3 degrees kelvin

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? they did not evolve as much/evolved from lesser apes than we did

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing here? to help us

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only
seem
longer?seems longer

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide,
is it a hostage situation? no

18 Can you cry under water?ye

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?if they have an influence on the country/world

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?its a graphical term

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box? cheap to make and store

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up every two h! ours?no they don't

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?yes

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground? they choose to look at the ground rather than out

hope it aint a repost.. but i know some are old.

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Originally posted by chris_uk
Some of life's important questions,


1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?
Because the way the remote works is when you press the button it creates a contact over a series of wires, the harder you press the button the better the contact will be


2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
if they didnt charge a fee everyone would go over the limit and also the banks would not make any money also to cover admin costs

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
they probably dont believe you but agree as there is no way of checking, when u say the paint is wet is easy to reach out and check

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Because its in an airtight container, glue needs air to dry, if the lid was left off for long enough it would stick the the sides

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
I wouldnt imagine they go out of there way to sterilise it, but as they dont make unsterilised needles i would imagine its easy and cheaper o just buy them sterelised

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a ! beard?
how does peter pan fly? :rolleys: tarzan is imaginary stupid question

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a gun at him?
Again, imaginery, stupid question

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Mainly for show

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
The person who invented the English Language at a guess ]

10 What is the speed of darkness?
No such thing as darkness, darkness is a lack of light

11 Are there especially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people
at The Special Olympics?
Probably

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
in a box

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Impossible maths

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
These are mainly members of CS

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing here?
Helping others also, there are always "others"

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only
seem longer?
Crap question as it has no sunstance or physical evidence

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide,
is it a hostage situation?
no

18 Can you cry under water?
yes but you tears will be dispersed pretty quickly

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Assasination is a form of murder

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Branch is a word with several meanings

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
A square box is stronger

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
eh?

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wakeup every two hours?
ITS JSUT A SAYING

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes why would it be called anything else

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because from a greater height yo can see things you couldnt fro on the ground!

hope it aint a repost.. but i know some are old.

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Originally posted by Antz
Actully assasination isn't a form of murder, it's a technique used to perform a murder.

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