CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Well are we? I'm asking as we always come down so hard on people whose spelling and grammar isn't up to scratch?
I personally don't think its too much to expect people to talk/type properly, interested to see what others think...
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. No, come to think of it, you would.
Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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I got that from
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/
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Jason Iles
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I don't fink its 2 much to ask really
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CCA
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I think its perfectly reasonable to expect people to be able to spell correctly and to use correct grammar and to not type in 'txt' language
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CorsAsh
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Pablo, i nearly cried when I read that
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Pablo
Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. No, come to think of it, you would.
Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?
agreed
Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.
To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
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dave17
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dno wot ur talkin bout. al u lot nd 2 liven up a bit
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Jake
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You are a preposterously sybaritic imbecile and a grotesque, acidly acrimonious spawn of a whore and a thousand maniacs.
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CorsAsh
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I always feel somewhat inebriated by my eloquence and above average verbosity...
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Ojc
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You have all turned into Paul_J overnight.
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Rus
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fpmsl
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Carl
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Ojc
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Your avatar gives me tingles in my penis.
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Carl
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ellaborate please.
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Ry_B
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You post in such a way that you make slugs and other such invertabrates look like nobel prize winners.
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