Jambo
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From Paul J and Captain_rosco 
 Was nice to say hello fellas, they have seen first hand how little work i do! 
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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Originally posted by Jambo
From Paul J and Captain_rosco
Was nice to say hello fellas, they have seen first hand how little work i do!
Did they disturb your sleep
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3CorsaMeal
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was it anything like the ghosts of christmas past, presence & future visits?
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Jambo
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It proves corsapsort is real-life 
yes Jase i was on autotrader napping and was rudely awoken by what i thought was a customer 
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
It proves corsapsort is real-life
yes Jase i was on autotrader napping and was rudely awoken by what i thought was a customer
Bastids
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Jambo
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Handsome devils tho 
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Ojc
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What were they doing together?
Gay romance.
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ed
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Everytime I see one, I see the other... Must be love.
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Jambo
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Well, they were holding hands 
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Ojc
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See my sig
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Jamie Walby
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Jambo where do you work?
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mwg
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Originally posted by Ojc
See my sig
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loo_goblin
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dont they work together?? or they did at least
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SteveW
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Originally posted by Ojc
See my sig
very good
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Jambo
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i work in the orange shop of love in windsor
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Paul_J
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Originally posted by loo_goblin
dont they work together?? or they did at least
Yup. But lego is closed now, we were gonna race (up to 60 on a dual carriageway) to see how slow his coupe was compared to my Gti, but then Dave made up excuses about lack of petrol etc.
I just needed to get out of the house as I was feeling hungover big time, and dave had work in windsor. It was only as I started driving, I realised I was still drunk  everything seemed soo close, and shit  lol... either that or I was just tired as - I kept swerving for things that were miles away, like bushes and kerbs.
We played the game of, lets see how long it takes security to come and get us, in a car park - when we pretend to be 2 chavs wanting to steal my car Basically, a lot of standing next to it, looking around as if to look for camera's / security... and then looking at the car a lot. A fat man came out after about 15 mins and wandered over to us, so in true chav fashion we did a runner. Even though it was my own car?  don't know why.
He must of felt like he was a big man, probably got a bonus from his boss for crime prevention and probably went home to his wife and said 'Hey dear, today I stopped a car being nicked. '
Then since Dave was too chicken to drive, we thought 'hey doesn't that crazy fool Jambo work in one of the phone shops in windsor?' and went to every single phone shop looking for him - to be fair it could of been jambo's day off. We looked at them all, then at the end I said 'Well he's not gonna work at orange!' - and he did
A few minutes passed as we discussed the best way to enter, and I went in with a feble pretending to be a disgusted customer, with a dodgy phone! There was a quick thought about doing a Lee Leg, and saying 'Hey mr... Look what I just found on the shelf... - Finders keepers'. But I thought better not eh, just incase jambo didn't recognise me and called that same lardy security man to get us.
We had a few minutes discussing why there is no KFC in windsor? (Why isn't there??? ) - I put it down to the fact McDonalds can be there since it's no.1 in the world, and Burger king has reference to kings and thus the Windsor Castle - but no KFC?
A Ferrari drove past and the Fast and the furious quotes started 'Nice car... Ferrari... Brrrm brrmm... - Whats the retail on one of them... more than you can afford pal' Then dave went to work, and I drove off.
On the way home, I saw a Black 106 gti... Which is quite rare anyway. But this was being driven by a hot Girl!! I was so tempted to do a u-turn and go stalk her for a bit OJC style. Pull up at the lights, do a bit of stare and driving and then comment about how we both have the same car.
But then I realised I think the drink still in my system, was making me think stupid things.
Wow... what a day 
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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Originally posted by Jambo
Well, they were holding hands
PMSL - you wish
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Simon
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esssay, what else could we expect
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Paul_J
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I talk in essays, in real life too
Bring on 11th of Jan 
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Captain_Rosco
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Fooking hell Paul, what an essay. Although I was giggling like a little girl through the whole post.
I wasn’t making up excuses; I really was out of petrol 
But you carry on thinking the Coupe is slow….We’ll see what happens on the 11th
@ the fat car park attendant !!! It didn’t help how you made me wonder around looking for you, when you were hiding in your car
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Originally posted by Jambo
yes Jase i was on autotrader napping and was rudely awoken by what i thought was a customer
The look on your face was classic when Paul came running in
It went from shock to anger
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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You haven't got a Hyundai Coupe have you?
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Paul_J
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Just found this in another thread and PMSL!
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Originally posted by ed
Aids Aids Aids, Painz has Aids....
Is it the new 'MONKEH!' 
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Jambo
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Essay
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