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following from luigis school thread, what wer ur times like at college? cos school was nothing compared to college for me lol. id end up posting for about 3 hours if i explained everything i did tho 
what mischief did u all get upto?
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Ian
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I've got a long list as well but I like my job so I can't tell you 
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L33 LEG
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good point
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gianluigi
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you copying thread idea whore 
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L33 LEG
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im sorry  il delete it if u want to start ur own?
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gianluigi
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it's ok Lee, the damage is done
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L33 LEG
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love u x
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Andrew
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I cannot comment here because Ian will ban me
We used to have fights all day everyday. mice, keyboards, chairs, CDs and even a monitor once used to be used as a weapon
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Charlene
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Well i got all my warnings for college
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L33 LEG
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do u want me to spend an hour writing out my college life?
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gianluigi
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yes
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CCA
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used to hhave chair fights, lounge about in the common room and never go to our lessons, go down the ramps on the wheely chairs past the science block and see who could get back first without getting caught, locked the counsellor in her office then continued to ignore her calls for herlp as we walked back and forth infront of her office, graffiti sprayed the walls of the common room which then ended up staying, cheated on the foosball table by removing the glass so we didnt have to pay, etc, etc
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L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
yes
damn, i will do soon 
prepare for an essay
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gianluigi
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i will look forward to this 
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Well i got all my warnings for college
You cannot say that! Share
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Kathryn W
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I only got one seen aso i have only been their for about 3 months... lol...
Some lad in my class is a bit of a nob.. and theres this girl that is dead gobby... (scouser), and she was shouting across the class stood up.. then when she went to sit down the la pulled the chair from underneath her.. she went flying!!!
Was funny as fook  and she aint exactly the thinest of girls either haha
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Aaron
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College was wank and a waste of a year. Wish i didnt go and would i have been a year further on in my current career.
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L33 LEG
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right then, for luigi. heres my college life  
well after goin to a private school full of straight A students i cudnt have another 2 years at 6 form with them so i fucked off to my local college (dnt think anyone int he school history has ever been blackburn college lol). did an interior/product design course which wud last for 2years. got in on the first day of college (also my 17th birthday and my first driving lesson with my dad, got picked up in my corsa lol),anyway got in class and there was 8 of us altogether and none of us knew eachothr apart from 2 gay boys. things wer failry quiet in the first few days as i was pretty shy, but then we had a trip to liverpool and got to know eachother more on the bus and realised that even tho we wer all from different schools we wer all as silly as eachother lol. first thing we ever did was whilt on the bus goin thru the city we wud be stopped at traffic lights and phone up numbers on shops and ask them really stupid questions and then in the end tell em to look at the wndow at us on the bus lol, seemed funny at the time that was when all the trouble started really and we got to know the 2nd year swell then an they wer sayin that they wer the worst year in the whole college so from then we had the challenge of beatin them (which obviouslly we did by a mile lol).
cnt remember the order we did things so ill jst list what i can remember...
i passed my test beginning of november so i was pretty much the only 'boyracer' around college at the time so the car park outsie our building i basically owned it lol, i wud park next to 2 other cars which i knew from the second year, i would jst sit in that car park all mornin before lessons jst causing mayhem for everyone, obviouslly music was played extremly loud cos i had to show off my boot install lol which i did when i was 16, but then things got a bit out of hand ha, we knew a saxo ther which had a hole below its lock so we jst used to brake into it everyday and turn cd player upside down, fill interior with bog roll and the best thing was fillin his water bottle up with red dye lol, he went fuckin gay at us one day cos eh said his dad nearly died on the motorway when he out the washers on we'd then have fun with a bottle of shoe spray and a lighter lol, used to spray lines across the entrance and main road thru town and light it lol, was fun until cops saw us also me and my mate used to prk either side of teachers cars bumper to bumper so they cudnt move lol, very childish i know
one night i was teeking thru bolton and had the idea of nicking garden gnomes, must had got over 20 of them lol, went to college that night and climbed onto the roof and placed all the gnomes there. the next morning all the teachers had a go at me cos they knew it was me and nobody else wud be that stupid, classed it as a halth n saftey hazard 
int he entrance to our design building there was a foyer wer the vending machines were. every break and more aless every time when we cudnt be arsed with our lesson we'd jst sit there takin the piss out absolutly everyone who walked past. a fat lad came one day so obviouslly i was ther takin piss, he then phoned some 'brothers' up lol from the other college areas (bare in mind its like 60/40 asian populated in town), this wud jt be one of many fights we had inside of college also one time a geek came to get a can, so i told him to fuck off cos he looked gay, he then cried and wlaked off, 2 mins later the headteaher of deisgn came to me and said ' in future please do not greet our new colleagues in that manner!'
we had a locker in the corridor wer me n my mates wud collect random things, ie. things that we nicked from places. full of signs and even trophies tht we taxed. and was absolutly full of chcocolate which we stle from woolworths everyday. went in mcdonalds one day and took the whole paper towel dispener lol, that was failry useful as in our form room we made a small kitchen, even went into the reception and nicked those massive waterbottles. and got a toaster and toastie from sumwer
when we got bored of flaming the car park to bits with tht lighter and shoe spray we then worked our ways into the toilets lol and jst blew everything up basically, we even bought a fish from the aqaurium and put it in the bog and lit it lol, filmed most of our things on camera aswell
half the time we wud jst piss about in the town centre casuing all sorts of mayhem, we got banned from nearer enuf all the shops in town and all secruity followed us everywer, but one day a couple of cops saw us pissing about so as they knew who we wer and tht we went to college they went in to speak to our tutor and headteacher lol. as they wer doin that we found their cop car parked up so we got our camera out again and filmed us slitting all their tyres and seen as it was parked right next to a curb they cudnt jack the car up to change the wheel so they had to get their cop car towed away luckily our form tutor was sound and found it funny.
computer rooms, well i jst managed sumhow to break every single one and cos of this we had to go and do our lessons in the main computer rooms with two dickheads of teachers and jst used to download porn and that usual sh1t. a fw zip drives and about 5 tonne of paper went missing once so we wer then not allowed to go in ther
life drawing lesson - we wer in the top floor of a 4/5 story building looking out on the centre of the twon centre basically, we jst chucked argos catalogues and the likes out of the windows and then one ay a woman came up to see us and explained how her friend has jst been basically knocked out with a book from space
also life drawing - we ued to have this absolute minger who stripped for us so we cud draw, well u can imagine a class of people like me doing that, we sjt drew the funniest portraits ever lol, made flab come from all over and worts and that. all models refused to come into our lessons after that cos of the amount of crying we made her do
one of the funniest things was probably when there was a gay asian in the art classes, cos he was gay all girls loved him and he jst pissed us all off so sumhow we got a list of telephone numbers from some teachers file and rang up this asian guys dad pretending to be the head teacher lol. saying that he was caught in the toilets wanking another lad off. well about an hour lter a group of teachers found us lol and jst went absolutly sick and we wer all so close to gettin expelled for good this time.
at night me and my mate used to rive round nicking car park signs and then drilling holes into the buildings wall and screwing them to college at night, we had a massive 5mph sign on the top of a wall or about 18months lol
we went on a few trips and of course gave the college a bad name all round the county, this didnt please the teachers again.
whilst sitting next to the vending machines we wud watch people put money into the machine and jst as they did that we wud turn it off by the plug an watch some guys cry cos they lost their money
i would tell u what we used to get upto in town but seen as u didnt like me finding a phone, im guessin u wont like hearing about my habits in shops
not much more to say really, this was only the 1st year, we wer all amazed that we wer allowed back in for the 2nd year (they cancelled the course after our year and our teacher left end of the 1st year so had to find a substitue for the 2nd year), so we decied to behave a bit better in the 2nd year and because of life outside college as most of u know i had a lot of problems with the whole of blackburn so instead of being ther 24/7, i wud go to college for about 30mins every two weeks and sumhow still passed
i got numerous written warnigns, verbal warnings and 3 final warnings but sumhow they didnt kick me and my mates out, i was so close one day to after trashing a bus, but after the teacher told me that if they found out it was me id be kicked out for good luckily my mates stood by me and said that i had nothing to do with it 
oh and i did work every now and then whilst at college
thats everything i can remember from the 1st year really, but i am sure there was so much more that i did, everyday was different and a new prank really.
sorry for the essay and it is failry boring but blame luigi for tellin me to write it
[Edited on 04-01-2006 by Ian]
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L33 LEG
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oh, remembred another one, found a dead pigeon outside so put it in a bag and put it inside a teachers drawer, she DID NOT find it funny whatsoever
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mwg
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CBA to read that
[Edited on 04-01-2006 by Ian]
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K2 GTi
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summary please
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L33 LEG
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matty u dint have to quote it and u went to my college so u may remember some stuff
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L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
summary please
im a cock who never learnt how to grow up
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CCA
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Im not gonna read that till i get really bored.
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L33 LEG
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another thing, first day of 2nd year, cops came into our first lessonw ith new teacher and arrested me and my mate for assault and possesion of weapons
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