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Jake
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31st Dec 05 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A small zoo in alabama aquires a rare gorilla, who quicklly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating. The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. "would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?" he asks.

The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: "first, i dont want to have to kiss her. Second, you can tell anyone about this." The zoo keeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.

"well", says the janitor, "im gonna need another week to come up with the $500."

[Edited on 31-12-2005 by jake]
MACKA
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31st Dec 05 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jake
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31st Dec 05 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sod ya. Took me ages to write that fucker
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31st Dec 05 at 17:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cnt be arsed reading it sorry but im sure its funny
Rus
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Skylined
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31st Dec 05 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That joke was about as good as aids
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are aids good?
MACKA
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31st Dec 05 at 17:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got ne more?
Skylined
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31st Dec 05 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
only on weekdays
Jake
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31st Dec 05 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i havent got anymore no. I made that joke up aswell, pretty good for a home-brew.
Skylined
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31st Dec 05 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
2 eggs in a fryin pan.
1 ses, 'bloody hell it's gettin hot in here'.
The other replies ' Holy Sh1T a talking egg!!'
MACKA
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31st Dec 05 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
2 eggs in a fryin pan.
1 ses, 'bloody hell it's gettin hot in here'.
The other replies ' Holy Sh1T a talking egg!!'

I laughed
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31st Dec 05 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i didnt laugh
Jake
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i laughed because it was so shit.
John
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31st Dec 05 at 18:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jake
i havent got anymore no. I made that joke up aswell, pretty good for a home-brew.


Did you not get it from maxim then?
Jake
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31st Dec 05 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i got it from www.jokesgallery.com, but it was printed out so had to type it up.
John
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31st Dec 05 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You didn't make it up though.
Jake
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no.

 
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