Jason Iles
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A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he
> notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
> hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a
> dog
> and a cat.
> The firefighter walks over to take a closer look, that's a lovely fire
> engine,' he says admiringly.
> 'Thanks,' says the little girl.
> The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the
> cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
> 'Little colleague,' says the firefighter, 'I don't want to tell you how
to
>
> run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
> collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
> The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and
at
>
> the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says
> You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f*_(*king siren, would
> I?'
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Jason Iles
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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
> "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
> Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings -- we slide down de
> pole. Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
>
> From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I
> says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna
> mek love all tru de night."
>
> The next night he came home and shouted:
> 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
> 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
> 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
>
> After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell Four".
>
> "What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
> She replied : "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire.".
>
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L33 LEG
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quite funny jase, quite funny
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gianluigi
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luisa
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nice
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vibrio
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first one was good second one should really be deleted and never spoken of again
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John
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I thought this was a thread about you vibrio.
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by John
I thought this was a thread about you vibrio.
says jokes indicating more than one. better luck next time MoFu
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John
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I only said I thought this thread was about you, not calling you a poor joke, more about your poor jokes.
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vibrio
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stop back tracking
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