Baz-Zico
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Registered: 15th Jan 03
Location: Glasgow, Renfrewshire
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Nicked from another forum, found them rather amusing,
Male comebacks to female comebacks from chat up lines...
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
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Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
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Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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old but still funny, last one 
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chris-sri
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Registered: 3rd Apr 05
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The last one is funny as fcuk
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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i like it haha
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by chris-sri
The last one is funny as fcuk
yes I used that on your maw last week
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marklaruk
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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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excellent 
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