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L33 LEG
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23rd Dec 05 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how the fuck does santa go round to everyones house in one night?

fuckin fat genius
CorsAsh
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DHL helps him.
L33 LEG
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really?
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L33 LEG
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oi sam, r u santa?

i bet u are, arnt u?
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L33 LEG
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
yes



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L33 LEG
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i knew it
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he gets there on his sled, how else
L33 LEG
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and rudolf?
Edd
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santa's not real
mwg
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speed
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Santa's dead Xmas is cancelled
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
santa's not real


fuck off and die dickhead
CorsAsh
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and rudolf?


Due to the speed he must travel at to get everywhere on time, Rudolph burns up each year, only to be replaced the next year at Santa's genetic cloning facility.

His nose glows red for the same reason the space shuttle does on re-entry.
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i fort santa was runnin an xe on tb's
L33 LEG
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
and rudolf?


Due to the speed he must travel at to get everywhere on time, Rudolph burns up each year, only to be replaced the next year at Santa's genetic cloning facility.

His nose glows red for the same reason the space shuttle does on re-entry.


ahh is that right, interesting stuff. i always thote his nose was red cos it was cold, but how stupid would that be
L33 LEG
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quote:
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i fort santa was runnin an xe on tb's


no, that wud jst be stupid wouldnt it
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He is quick millions of home presents etc????
L33 LEG
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i wonder if mrs sants gives it him 'hard' for the main pressy
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
santa's not real


fuck off and die dickhead



pmsl you truly are a knob
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pugnut might be santa?
L33 LEG
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edd, i was only joking shudnt be sayin bad things like santa isnt real.
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by J.p
pugnut might be santa?


i said santa was a genius, pugnu simply isnt

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