SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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The Correct Way To Go Home Drunk....
Two married mates are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down
my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in
the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the backside and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!!
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