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Edd
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been reading some stuff about ww2,and the part the french played or lack of it to be precise and came across this quote. i think it sums them up perfectly



An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
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viva la resistance............................
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you lot are all french cunts!!!!!!!!!
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Haha One of the best quotes ever. Someone buy that man a pint
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Infact so good I might see if I can fit it into my sig.
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im sure you can mate
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just emailed it to my French mate awaiting reply
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is he a surrender monkey with sunburnt armpits and a car with 6 reverse gears??
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Thats great
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Can't fit it in there. Tried deleting unimportant stuff. Maybe I'll just summarise the end quote in there
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lets attack french people to celebrate
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its all or nothing carr
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
lets attack french people to celebrate
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Ohh Ken, lets invade
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you start i'm on my way
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That is soooooooo good
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yes hats off to that old canadian warrior


i would have followed that up with a swift kick in the balls to frenchy
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if thats true than that frnech guy and all his ancestors have well and truely been owned!
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of course its true
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They have NEVER EVER EVER won a war
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
is he a surrender monkey with sunburnt armpits and a car with 6 reverse gears??



well is he??

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