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Gripe
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Registered: 3rd Jul 05
Location: Whitby
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19th Dec 05 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Washed the car yesterday, then me and the wife decided to do the last of the crimbo shopping. Drove down my road following a shitty old mazda and turned onto a narrow street. The mazda in front suddenly stopped in the middle of the road so i beeped the horn, nothing happened. Then another car behind me started beeping and again nothing happened. Then a woman who must have weighted over 25 stone, got out of the car, walked over to the pavement, dropped her trousers, squated (sp) and took a HUGE sh!t on the path! I couldnt believe my eyes. She then just pulled her trousers up, got back in the car and drove off. I SOOOO wish I had my phone with me
Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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19th Dec 05 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or a camera
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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19th Dec 05 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

where the fuck do you live?
Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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19th Dec 05 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"random sh!t" - was that title on purpose?
Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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19th Dec 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when you gotta go you gotta go
Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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19th Dec 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dirty bitch.
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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19th Dec 05 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wow that story gives me the horn...

Seriously though, WTF?!

Were you in some scummy pikey estate or something?
Gripe
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Registered: 3rd Jul 05
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19th Dec 05 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Area is very good, she cant have been from around here. She cant have need a shit that bad, took her a couple of mins to get it out.

I wish I had my camera, not just to take a pic of her, but of people`s faces as they they walked past
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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19th Dec 05 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OMG!

Didn't anyone stop and say anything to her? Like WTF are you doing you disgusting fat bitch?
Bennn
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19th Dec 05 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how many wipes?
Sam
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19th Dec 05 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That reminds me of that bit from the Jackass movie where the guy goes and takes a dump in a toilet in that hardware store, right in front of everyone!

He couldn't do it the first time because he shit his pants in the car so he had to do it again later that afternoon!
Gripe
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19th Dec 05 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Bennn
how many wipes?


None
Siberia
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: Leprechaun Land Drives : Zafira GSI
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19th Dec 05 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wtf?
Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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19th Dec 05 at 13:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hahaha
shawboy
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Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
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19th Dec 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

should have rang cops.
people get fined for pissing in town on nights out.
should double it for shitting in day light on the street.
Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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19th Dec 05 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tripple it for being a fat cnut shitting in day light on the street.
Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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19th Dec 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dirty bitch was she foreign? German maybe
Sam
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19th Dec 05 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

German!
SetH
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19th Dec 05 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
tripple it for being a fat cnut shitting in day light on the street.


ROFL
Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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19th Dec 05 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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19th Dec 05 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shouldda kicked the heffer in the teeth
J.p
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Registered: 21st Nov 05
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20th Dec 05 at 00:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pmsl !

me any my mates were walking home one time bout 3 in the morning...
walked round a corner and seen a heffer sittin against a wall.....then we thought she was doing a pish but she got up and ran like fuck pmslll we walked up and noticed she had shit ! wasnt very nice.

and the worst thing was she only stays about 2 mins away from where she was :-|
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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20th Dec 05 at 01:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Korsa-Kat
Dirty bitch was she foreign? German maybe


Don’t be racist

Bit random like

 
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