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Author Just had a text from a mate.......
Jamie Walby
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   17th Dec 05 at 11:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
....that is a bouncer at the local Walkabout. Said some lass lost her phone in there last night, so she stripped off and refused to get dressed until she got her phone back. He and another bouncer had to take her out but she struggled so they picked her up and carried her out.....he said he had a quick feel of her boobs but he didnt get a view of her muff, he said his colleague did though and reports claim it wasnt a nice one

In the end they just dumped her outside completely naked
L33 LEG
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James
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FFS why was I out in Poole last night
kz
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surely she would of been better off saying if i get my phone back then ill strip off!?

would of worked with me
mav
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17th Dec 05 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


bet she had stiff nips outside...
Jamie Walby
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lol, text back asking for pics.....

his reply, no, i had to be professional
drax
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17th Dec 05 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ROFL! Classy stuff
Ben
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17th Dec 05 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
lol, text back asking for pics.....

his reply, no, i had to be professional


but he grabbed her tit ffs , id of stuck my fingers up and had a quick sniff lol
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im feeling hard jst reading this, fuck knows how ur mate didnt jst slip her one
kieranscorsa
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17th Dec 05 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol love it!!
Jamie Walby
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17th Dec 05 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
lol, text back asking for pics.....

his reply, no, i had to be professional


but he grabbed her tit ffs , id of stuck my fingers up and had a quick sniff lol


Yes but you can make that look like a mistake..... whipping your phone out to take a picture is a little less subtle.

Honestly
Andrew
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17th Dec 05 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao

Classy bird
Ben
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17th Dec 05 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote:
Originally posted by Ben
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
lol, text back asking for pics.....

his reply, no, i had to be professional


but he grabbed her tit ffs , id of stuck my fingers up and had a quick sniff lol


Yes but you can make that look like a mistake..... whipping your phone out to take a picture is a little less subtle.

Honestly


fuck u
Jamie Walby
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17th Dec 05 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
STFU
leeshez
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17th Dec 05 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd have just taken her to some quiet room and shagged her up the arse!
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 23:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
id had dicked outside the club then at least u can be classed as of duty
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17th Dec 05 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
id had dicked outside the club then at least u can be classed as of duty


Would you have poked her bum hole with your finger and have a whiff as well?
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
obviously
Sam
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I would have licked her bum hole personally. Poking only is so last year.
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i wud had got her to poke my bum, is the future

and then id had farted and giggled
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Have you ever shagged anyone up the arse, only to find to your horror that they shit on your willy?
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i kept asking sharon to let me bum her but she was never game for it
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 23:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You should have surprised her mate... My ex wasn't keen on it at first, but she soon saw that this was the way forward!
L33 LEG
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its too late now

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