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Author My List of Life Achievements...
ed
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16th Dec 05 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, this week has been very eventfull. I have managed to add a fair few things to the old Life Achievement List. They go as follows....

Kiss a stripper while having a lap dance. (It was a proper kiss, but it dodn't involve tounges)
Touch a married womans "Chicken Thighs" as she put it while she grabbed my hand a put it down her top
Kiss a married woman... Unfortuately, it was a proper kiss, but it didn't involve any tounges...
Talk dirty with a married woman... This nearly resulted in the woman saying "No". But still, I didn't get slapped, she only said, "NO, I'm married so don't think about it!"

So basically, if you want to kiss, chat up and generally be a right flirt go out wearing a Santa hat and "be a really good looking guy".

Oh yea, if anyone went out on Broad St in Birmingham tonight and was offended by a load of drunk guys sining christmas carols on red t-shirts and Santa hats I appologise. It was worth it though. Lots of girls were interested in us However the House party I went to after was Sheee-iteee.

Drunken banter/essay over.
Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in amonth you can add 'met lynny' onto that list
ed
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Oh and for those of you who think i'm coming home too early, I have been out since 2pm, ues 1400 if you are European. I intend to go out in a bit after I have had a scooby snack
ed
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16th Dec 05 at 23:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
in amonth you can add 'met lynny' onto that list
Yea, that should be a cool thing to add to the old list You seem cool
Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i am
ed
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16th Dec 05 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, thats good then. I only associate myself with cool people. Look at my good fiends, I mean SteveW FFS!
Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i rang steve ebfore i think iv scared him i should be on jeremy's cool wall
ed
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16th Dec 05 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, if you called me then I would probably scare you Only because I am a littel on the drunken side of sobar
Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

iv beenon the wine
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16th Dec 05 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ooooooh, I thought you'd be on the Brown Ale, the have a Stotie and chips (?) for tea
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16th Dec 05 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ill get u on the brown ale!! and have pease pudding stotties while we sit in Byker Grove
ed
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16th Dec 05 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ohhhhhh, going up the Toon sounds like fun

One thing though, what exactly is Byker Grove all about... Is it some kind of Youth Club? We don't have stuff like that down souwfff..
Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah it is...u cant actually go in and do youth things tho, its just a tv program i have many things planned for you's
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16th Dec 05 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hmmmmm, many things eh Looking forward to this trip, there should be much banter afterwards!
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16th Dec 05 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh yes! and muchos photos! not long now like, you booked hotel yet?
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16th Dec 05 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stephen is in charge of the holiday oop north. I will have to have a little chat with him tomorrow to get it sorted out cos I'm not sure whats going on...
Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok please do, tell him he has no excuse afte rmy convo with him the other day you's picking up matt? paul aint going no more, others are flying up
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16th Dec 05 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lynny
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16th Dec 05 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whyt he
Andrew
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16th Dec 05 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've drunk that much i had to have a little sleep lol. Back now to finish off.
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16th Dec 05 at 23:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm going up to Birmingham on Thursday to visit a mate from uni. Havem't seen him since we finished uni about 6 months ago. His missus is a bit strange though.
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16th Dec 05 at 23:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I hope he isn't from UCE...
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16th Dec 05 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'm going board street 2mrw nite!

Ed we will have 2 go for a drink sometime soon deffo!

[Edited on 16-12-2005 by hitman2k]
ed
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17th Dec 05 at 00:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh yea, for sure. Going out in Brum rocks! Do you go to places like Bambu and Hidden Fruit around near the Arcaidan? I like it around there the best...
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17th Dec 05 at 00:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ed are you slightly pissed mate
just round at Alex's well up for going out on the towm tomorow night mate

Lynny you did even talk, you just said something about "BikerGrove"

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