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SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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13th Dec 05 at 20:06

got in from work and was sitting in lounge talking to my brother. I said to him, "Do you know any fat birds with big heffer tits? because i fancy a session on one"

He goes "yeah i know one" and then he says "This fit bird rang me up last night.." At this point i look up and his gfriend is standing in the doorway, (she has just come in, we didnt hear her and where he is sitting he cant see her) anyway i try to open my mouth to say something but ive kinda frozen with fear

anyway the rest of this sentence was ".. And i do mean proper fit".

he turns around and sees her standing there

Then he kinda mumbles something which i dont hear because im shitting myself.

She steams out of the house in a mood, i feel so bad

Jambo

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13th Dec 05 at 20:08

Kathryn W

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13th Dec 05 at 20:08

poor thing!!

willay

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13th Dec 05 at 20:09

Adam-D

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13th Dec 05 at 20:09

bugger

TNM

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13th Dec 05 at 20:10

i think you frooze just to see what happend

J da Silva

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13th Dec 05 at 20:12

my brother is a proper womaniser king, but this one time I played a joke on his gf at the time, and said he'd been seeing some slapper for a laugh, she knew I was kidding and went along with it, so we tricked him and she went up and said " So tell me about this slapper you've been seeing then " to which he confessed all to her about some random bint he'd been poking for a few months behind her back, which I didn't know about.

Surprisingly enough they split up, but I'm friends with her still and she wanted me to nob her a year afterwards.

TNM

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13th Dec 05 at 20:14

quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo

Surprisingly enough they split up, but I'm friends with her still and she wanted me to nob her a year afterwards.

As if that wasnt your plan all along!

J da Silva

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13th Dec 05 at 20:17

quote:
Originally posted by TNM

quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo

Surprisingly enough they split up, but I'm friends with her still and she wanted me to nob her a year afterwards.

As if that wasnt your plan all along!

TBH she is a fitty, but our kid would just try and bang my woman in reply.

VegasPhil

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13th Dec 05 at 20:17

Frozen with fear

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Gez G

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13th Dec 05 at 20:23

lmao!

Icy

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13th Dec 05 at 20:24

oh no

Charlene

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13th Dec 05 at 20:25

Bless him

Carl

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13th Dec 05 at 20:43

haha class!
Like the time I got my bro to send a dirty message to his girlfriend and i did the same to mine to see the replies we got, these were Proper graphic texts! my reply was;

Keep away from my daughter.

My girlfriend was in the shower at the time and her mum happened to pic the phone up at read the message.

Corsalad87

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13th Dec 05 at 20:47

wht happend next Carl? she still your Gf

Karen

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13th Dec 05 at 20:50

Andrew

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13th Dec 05 at 20:55

fpmsl

Carl

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13th Dec 05 at 20:56

quote:
Originally posted by corsaboy87
wht happend next Carl? she still your Gf

yeah, just shit myself while my bro was rolling around the floor laughing at the horror on my face, luckily her mum is quite cool with that kind of stuff!

Corsalad87

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13th Dec 05 at 20:59

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

quote:
Originally posted by corsaboy87
wht happend next Carl? she still your Gf

yeah, just shit myself while my bro was rolling around the floor laughing at the horror on my face, luckily her mum is quite cool with that kind of stuff!

Get stuck in with her Mam too!

drax

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13th Dec 05 at 21:15

I was behind a girl in the shower this one time.. All going well.. To look up and see her grandad had just walked into the bathroom standing infront of us !

Didnt get much conversation out of him after that

Paul H

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13th Dec 05 at 21:18

doh done that before.always check behind you

Kyle T

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