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ljames555
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   13th Dec 05 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a lady friend of mine goes to me " can we go see hong kong"
L33 LEG
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hilarious
ljames555
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
hilarious


i suppose it was one of those where you had to be there, unless you dont have a sense of humour
Icy
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mav
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just like when my missus said the pilots had to ejaculate out of the plane..
Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by mav


just like when my missus said the pilots had to ejaculate out of the plane..
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my uncle got confused between organisms and orgasums (sp) once in a conversation in front of the whole famiely

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Simon
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
my uncle got confused between organisms and orgasums (sp) once in a conversation in front of the whole famiely


i did this once when reading aloud from a science book back at school
Mav 3000
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My girlfriend and I were wrapping Christmas presents on Saturday when she looked over at my hi-fi and was amazed to see it was 1:35 in the morning!

It was actually 9:30 - she had read the time of the CD in the CD-Player and was confused as minutes went by as if they were seconds.

We laughed for ages at her stupidity!
Katie
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13th Dec 05 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ljames555
a lady friend of mine goes to me " can we go see hong kong"


I think that's funny
Icy
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13th Dec 05 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i jus got this


,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_* ~ * Cheryl * ~ * _)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸ says:
soz was downstairs
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_* ~ * Cheryl * ~ * _)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸ says:
just totally burnt my boiled eggs
icy... says:
pmsl!!!!!


how do u burn boiled eggs?
Greg W
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PMSL! burnt boiled eggs!
Icy
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she replied she doesnt know
jus she heard noises so went downstairs and all the eggs were poppin out the pot
mav
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
she replied she doesnt know
jus she heard noises so went downstairs and all the eggs were poppin out the pot


she probably had them in the kettle
Sam
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14th Dec 05 at 08:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Reminds me very recently some telesales birds from another office came down for a couple of days for training, they said I should go visit them before I leave, one of the fit ones goes "I want him to come" and they all started laughing... I was like
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Edd
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tell her she can come here and see king dong!!

 
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