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Author Just bought this book
Ojc
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13th Dec 05 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its hilarious, Jim you would love it

gianluigi
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whats it about
Tarrantino
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13th Dec 05 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i actually was lookin at this book in w h smiths about 25mins ago
Sam
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13th Dec 05 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL!
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13th Dec 05 at 14:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Its hilarious, Jim you would love it



holy shit thats weird. I just bought it (like 20 mins ago) too for someone xmas present



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Ojc
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13th Dec 05 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When my manager goes down the other end of the office I'll give you some extracts
3CorsaMeal
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i want it!!
Welsh Dan
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That sign is in Plymouth
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PMSL!!
Ojc
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13th Dec 05 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
First extract

E-Mail Bragging:

People who compain about how many messages they get sent, especially after they get back from holiday - "I'm still ploughing through them!" Yes, well done. You're really fcuking important.
Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
First extract

E-Mail Bragging:

People who compain about how many messages they get sent, especially after they get back from holiday - "I'm still ploughing through them!" Yes, well done. You're really fcuking important.



HAHAHAHA amazing . did you write this book ojc?
Ally
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13th Dec 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.play.com/play247.asp?pa=sr&page=title&r=BOOK&title=651310

might buy it, sounds good
gianluigi
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i might purchase this book!
3CorsaMeal
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i'm renting a barn ollie and gonna learn engine conversions in corsa/nova
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i want to put a wendy house in there and we could let it get dusty and leave empty drinks cans in it
Ojc
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13th Dec 05 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jimmy Carr:

The real reason that charmless, podgy faced, careerist ex ad man Jimmy Carr - who is famous for his gut-churningly shitehawk jokes about women being fat and ugly and is NEVER OFF YOUR FCUKING TELLY - is pathologically unable to turn down work, however nuts-dissolving awful it is, is that he single handedly cares for around 35 elderly neighbours. He pays for all their heating through the harsh winter months and, as soon as he's finished filming he's off delivering then their dinners with those metal lids keeping them warm.
Not really. He's just a grasping cnut
Ojc
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13th Dec 05 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh the George W Bush one has me in stitches

I must do some work
Ojc
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Shopping Centres, names of:

Going to a shopping centre is one of the single most painful things known to the sentiment human. Calling the place Lakeside or Bluewater will not change that, It is not like being beside a lake. It is like being in hell. There is only one exception to this shopping centre name rule and that is Brent Cross - it's in Brent and it makes me feel psychotically aggrieved, so at least it's factual.
gianluigi
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what misirable git wrote this?
Ojc
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13th Dec 05 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me

I am just like this.
nik
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13th Dec 05 at 15:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Same here, its scary
nik
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13th Dec 05 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just bought it, should be a laugh.
SetH
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13th Dec 05 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
modern life is shit though, im a bugger for constantly whining and making comments like the above, i know so many other people that feel the same.

Fcuking emmigrating when i have finished my work here.
Jamescorsa97
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Fcuking emmigrating when i have finished my work here.


Ditto!!!

Canada here i come!

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