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gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 09:46

BUT...

she had a prsothetic arm

Cybermonkey

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9th Dec 05 at 09:46

did she finger herself for you?

GREG 1

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9th Dec 05 at 09:47

ARGHHHHHH

dna23

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9th Dec 05 at 09:48

luigi u fool i wondered what u were gonna post ahhahahhahha legendary did she toss u off?

Jamie Walby

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9th Dec 05 at 09:49

Pulling a bird like that is Armless, nothing will come of it.

gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 09:50

just my luck....

was out with my football team, and the ladies team was there too, and i was gettin along well with the fit blonde one, she was showin me dirty pics of herself etc, she wanted me, but for some reaosn in the club she was all over the other boys and didnt touch me

(maybe to get me jealouse) so i looked for other girls, and i saw the fittest one in the club, we were dancin for a while, then we went over to the sofas, and i put my hand on her right arm, i thought, wtf is this

i look down at her hand and..........UUUURRRGGGGHHHHH

3CorsaMeal

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9th Dec 05 at 09:50

my mate's bird has a glass eye

Edd

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9th Dec 05 at 09:51

i have a prosthetic penis

--Dave--

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9th Dec 05 at 09:51

AHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111 pwned!! r0x0rs! teh win!!!!111

Bart

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9th Dec 05 at 09:51

ROFL

"oh..sorry my love... i gotta go" need the toilet... gonna be a while though.. bye"

gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 09:52

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

AHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111 pwned!! r0x0rs! teh win!!!!111

yes i feel majorly pwnz0rd

Cybermonkey

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9th Dec 05 at 09:54

is this her?

gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 09:55

no, she was very attractive and slim. i know where she work, if i have time i may try get pics.

Cybermonkey

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9th Dec 05 at 09:56

dont ask her to take a pic though she might drop your camera

Edd

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9th Dec 05 at 09:56

Cybermonkey

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9th Dec 05 at 09:58

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIN

Siberia

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9th Dec 05 at 10:05

you should have stuck it in her anyways... a hole is a hole

Half Pint

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9th Dec 05 at 10:08

quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
you should have stuck it in her anyways... a hole is a hole

Agreed, so what if she has a false arm!!! she might be a good shag!

gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 10:09

quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
you should have stuck it in her anyways... a hole is a hole

a mans arse hole is a hole

Sam

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9th Dec 05 at 10:09

Was that the bird you MMS'd me the pic of last night mate?

@ fake arm

gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 10:10

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Was that the bird you MMS'd me the pic of last night mate?

@ fake arm

no no no, that was the fit one from the ladies team

GREG 1

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9th Dec 05 at 10:14

I didn't get an MMS

and all the MMS's i send to you

gianluigi

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9th Dec 05 at 10:15

shit

wait

its crap quality btw

[Edited on 09-12-2005 by gianluigi]

Ojc

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9th Dec 05 at 10:20

Stumpy

GREG 1

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9th Dec 05 at 10:20

I FANCY HER X

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