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Author Gary Glitter arives home & finds his girlfrind packing her bags......
Matt H
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.....as she's decided to leave him.

He says to her "what are you doing?"

She says "Im leaving you, I've heard your a paedofile"



He replies.....












"Ooooooooooooo! Thats a big word for a 10 year old"




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Your jokes are so good Matt
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Mwah! xxx
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I suspect you had a text from Smiffie regarding an etch-a-sketch joke Matt?
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PMSL
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
I suspect you had a text from Smiffie regarding an etch-a-sketch joke Matt?



No, but I've heard that one
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Goodun that one Matt
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garry glitter is in court and is given a death sentence, the judge asks whether he wants to be buried or cremated, "cremated" he says, "whys that" says the judge, "i want my ashes to go into an etcha-sketch so the kids can still play with me" SHIT I KNOW!
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If he is to be shot he's requested that Peter Crouch be the shooter.....
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y's that Matt?
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lol mint
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quote:
Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?


coz he cant shoot for shit

[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?


coz he cant shoot for shit

[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]


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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?


coz he cant shoot for shit

[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]


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quote:
Originally posted by Greg W
quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?


coz he cant shoot for shit

[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]


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