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L33 LEG
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30th Nov 05 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
going to my birds, aint seen her for nearly two weeks

problem is tho my ass is still sore from yesterdays tuna attack and i cnt poo properly. should i tell her first or should i wait n see i she notices?

i find it hard to walk lol, definetly cnt sh1t or else il be in the bathroom for an hour and i we have sex and i fart accidently its going to make a mess

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i wouldn bother going round there
L33 LEG
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30th Nov 05 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im dreading it, i mite jst sit in the corner of the room all day with two pairs of boxers on
Jamie Walby
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Take a change of clothes just incase
CCA
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Put a cork up your bum and you wont have to worry about shitting yourself
L33 LEG
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not the bets of situations
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Put a cork up your bum and you wont have to worry about shitting yourself


hmm, but what if she sees my ass. how do i explain it lol?
CCA
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30th Nov 05 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can you imagine her face if you were to say 'I cant have sex today cos i might fart and sh*t myself'
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get her to rub cream into your anus while sucking you off.
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
can you imagine her face if you were to say 'I cant have sex today cos i might fart and sh*t myself'


i know a few who would think thats an added extra
CCA
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Have you tried taking instant imodium?
L33 LEG
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when she gets horny ill jst run and scream out of the room like a girl

good idea? ye?

[Edited on 30-11-2005 by L33 LEG]
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30th Nov 05 at 16:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
can you imagine her face if you were to say 'I cant have sex today cos i might fart and sh*t myself'


i know a few who would think thats an added extra


L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
get her to rub cream into your anus while sucking you off.


lol i dnt want her to see my ass let alone feel it. iv no idea what that tuna has done but it stings like fcuk and theres soemthing sharp in my crack
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the sharpness in your crack may be a paper cut from the excesive levels of wiping. I have experienced this many times before, usually after doing an alcoplop.........
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
the sharpness in your crack may be a paper cut from the excesive levels of wiping. I have experienced this many times before, usually after doing an alcoplop.........


but i didnt rub the paper hard, it was too sore to do so. but whatever it is it is jst makin my shits like water and its so painful to move

am i going to die?
L33 LEG
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30th Nov 05 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im off now

wish me luck
Jamie Walby
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seriously, it will be a cut. It isnt caused through wiping hard, its just where you have continuously wiped
CCA
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30th Nov 05 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good luck, lots of water and imodium instant shall help you
Teddy
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30th Nov 05 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is this because you had cum dripping from your arse?
Jamie Walby
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L33 LEG
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1st Dec 05 at 23:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im back

got to my birds and her mum said 'hows leggy'. first thing i said was tht my ass was in pain

it was jst the same really, very sore but luckily i didnt fart whilst in bed and even tho i desperatly needed a sh1t i kept it in, well until jst before i went home, iv had 3 sh1ts in the space of a few hours lol

its got worse
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1st Dec 05 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How was the burnley trip?
L33 LEG
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great thanks, the bus went form clitheore to the hospital basically
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I wonderd

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