Carl
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There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He
does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'
Mary's totally gobsmacked.
She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper.
I
never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is
largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon
I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna
get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn
Bethlehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an'
that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter
into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their
heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from
the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an'
myrrh?
Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off
when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord
geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You
better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm
goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they
go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an'
that.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into
Stella.
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Brett
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REPOST 
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CCA
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I posted this last thursday
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Jamie Walby
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thought i had read it.
I like carl though and dint want to embarres (sp) him
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L33 LEG
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 why is there so many re-posts.
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stinga
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i read this the other week at college, still good though
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why is there so many re-posts.
Maybe because you should get a job instead of spending all day on here 
[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Andrew]
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why is there so many re-posts.
Maybe because you should get a job instead of spending all day on here
[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Andrew]
You have a job but you still spend all day on here 
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Andrew
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True 
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Carl
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Surely you would recognise the title and just not bother opening the thread if you had already seen it?!
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L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why is there so many re-posts.
Maybe because you should get a job instead of spending all day on here
[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Andrew]
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Surely you would recognise the title and just not bother opening the thread if you had already seen it?!
With CS you never know
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why is there so many re-posts.
Maybe because you should get a job instead of spending all day on here
[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Andrew]
Maybe you would like to SMB Mr Garrison
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why is there so many re-posts.
Maybe because you should get a job instead of spending all day on here
[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Andrew]
Maybe you would like to SMB Mr Garrison
what did you just say?
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L33 LEG
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hmm i said, i would like u to suck my bals, mr garrison
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