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Gav S
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24th Nov 05 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got a load of work to do, anyone know any funny jokes?, they can be as sick as you like, i need to laugh

[Edited on 24-11-2005 by saxo_corsa]
Jamie Walby
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24th Nov 05 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You are a joke

sorry......
gianluigi
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24th Nov 05 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How many ordinary guys does it take to change a lightbulb in Chav-Town?





3. 1 to change the bulb, and 2 to hold off the group of chavs starting on him
Jamie Walby
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24th Nov 05 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That is so so so so poor
gianluigi
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24th Nov 05 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i am lacking inspiration
SXi_Tim
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Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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24th Nov 05 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,
doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
gianluigi
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24th Nov 05 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i laughed
Gav S
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24th Nov 05 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
You are a joke

sorry......


Jason Iles
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24th Nov 05 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do you call a man in the middle of the sea with no arms and legs?









Bob
Gav S
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24th Nov 05 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just been told a beauty about stevie wonder, i'll probably get banned for posting
Tom
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24th Nov 05 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A duck goes into a bar and asks for a menu to which the barman hands over the menu and asks if he'd like to order 'i'll have the grapes' says the duck. 'Their's no grapes on the menu, i'll be back in a minute after you've had another look' says the barman. A couple of minutes later the barman comes back over 'ready to order'? 'I'll have the grapes' says the duck 'I've fucking told you once, if you ask me for the grapes again i'll nail your feathered little ass to that bar stool' says the barman. So the duck says he's ready to order 'waht'll it be' says the barman, 'have you got any nails' no, 'good i'll have the grapes'
Jamie Walby
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24th Nov 05 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by saxo_corsa
Just been told a beauty about stevie wonder, i'll probably get banned for posting


u2u it to me
SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
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24th Nov 05 at 14:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't
reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

 
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