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Author Peter Crouch is officially dog sh*t
Nath
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19th Nov 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Missed from the spot.

Will he ever score?

Good enough for England though
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he's shit... and liverpool are stupid to buy him and sven is even dumber to pick him for england

[Edited on 19-11-2005 by Gavin]


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Nath, did you shout out anything on SoccerAM all sports show?!
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Nath, did you shout out anything on SoccerAM all sports show?!


Nope, but my mate shouted 'top bowling' after that bird got a strike

I've yet to watch it.

The set for Soccer Am is fecking tiny! So much smaller than it looks on't tele.
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He missed a penalty???

HAHA

Utter Crap, Lanky (sp) piece of turd
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i like how they keep calling him 'the 7 million pound man' - makes him even worse!
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Thing is he isnt actually playing that bad - he just cant put the ball in the net.
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i was laughing my fucking ass hoff when he missed that pen. you could see the determination in his face to score.

its so funny it almost seems fairy-tale.....perhaps he'll score a hat-trick every game after new year and be top goal scorer and net in every game of the world cup
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I think he is a good option for England, but when he does come on, Owen and Rooney also need to be on the field.
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he does give teams different options, and to be fair to him he played not bad other day..

I can see him setting up alot of goals and setting up moves with his height, probably why he gets picked for liverpool and england...Not just about scoring..

But hell yeah he needs a goal badly
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i can see that he does give the team a different option... but u has to at least score 10 goals for liverpool. if he aint gonna score goals then he has to dramtically increase the number of goals he sets up.

tbh... liverpool should have speant an extra couple of million and brought owen IMO


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peter crouch as a toddler





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^^

yeah he will have to start scoring soon....
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I'd agree it's awful that he aint socred yet but as said, he's playing well in most other areas, it'll come I have no fear about that, and i'm sure it'll trigger something, imagine the pressure that will release when he gets one. He's a proven big scorer he's just not had the best start to the season
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crouch a proven goalscorer !!! owen, shearer, henry are all proven goal scorers.... crouch will neva be a proven goal scorer!


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quote:
Originally posted by Gavin
crouch a proven goalscorer !!! owen, shearer, henry are all proven goal scorers.... crouch will neva be a proven goal scorer!


Southampton he was he'll turn out ok, but yeah i'd have preffered owen back.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Gavin
crouch a proven goalscorer !!! owen, shearer, henry are all proven goal scorers.... crouch will neva be a proven goal scorer!


Southampton he was he'll turn out ok, but yeah i'd have preffered owen back.



he scored a few, but a least half of them were flukes!!!.. and that was for only one season!
I'm a villa fan and he was total shat for us... and i still havent seen an improvement.

year played scored assists
2005 9 0 0
2004 27 12 4
2003 11 2 1
2002 14 0 0
2001 7 2 2

played 68 games and scored 16 goals (0.23 goals per game - or scores one goal out of 4)... how the fuck can the words 'proven goalscorer' and 'crouch' be used in a single sentence!

and crouch hasnt made any assists this season nor has been know to be a player who does....so wat the fuck is he doing???

stats say it all...


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