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Author Oh my god, i been in stitches all day
MatthewR
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17th Nov 05 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dont mean to horrible but we've got a little asian girl in my office for the day training etc but shes got Torretts and one of her twitches is sticking her tongue out and saying fcuking wanker!
Its so funny - at first we didnt know she had it and cudnt understand why she kept poking her tongue out - its so funny.
We bin talking about where to go and what to do for xmas she just randomly shouted "fcuking wanker" and then said did i say new york

we've introduced a swear box
Corsa_Carl
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17th Nov 05 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAOOOOO I WISH I KNEW HER HAHAHA
Ren
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You say you dont mean to be horrible, yet you still take the piss
Kif
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PMSL
MatthewR
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17th Nov 05 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ren
You say you dont mean to be horrible, yet you still take the piss


I aint taken the piss - im just informing it makes me laugh
evna
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17th Nov 05 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahahaha
SteveW
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17th Nov 05 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fantastic

i know its not a nice thing to have but it does amuse and is certainly a talking point
MatthewR
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17th Nov 05 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shes really nice aswell, wudnt hurt a fly
i want her here all the time
Ren
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17th Nov 05 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well i must say i do it on the phone when i get telesales call me. Thats truely funnly, because they dont know how to react
Tom
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17th Nov 05 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL I wish I had someone like that working here to entertain me

WWTF was the 'did I say new york' comment about btw PMSL
a_j_mair
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Half Pint
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17th Nov 05 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My cousin is doing a media degree at uni and had to do a piece on a person with special needs, they found their case and got agreeement from a parent to film her out socially and the mum stopped her taking the special pills any way they took her bowling and apparently she didn't stop swearing and twiching and every body kept staring
Ojc
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17th Nov 05 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fcuking wanker
Corsa_Carl
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17th Nov 05 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
PMSL I wish I had someone like that working here to entertain me

WWTF was the 'did I say new york' comment about btw PMSL


same ! i want sumone like that to work at my place haha

if swear words werent swear words wot would people with tourettes say ?
MatthewR
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17th Nov 05 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She was supposed to say New york for where she was going for xmas but just shouted fcuking wanker instead followed did i say new york LOL
Tom
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17th Nov 05 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL that's well harsh bet it was funny tho how did u not laugh infront of her
MatthewR
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17th Nov 05 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I did, she was really cool with it, shes gone now
Tom
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17th Nov 05 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
awww bless the little FUCKING WANKER girl, did I just say poor
SXi_Tim
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
awww bless the little FUCKING WANKER girl, did I just say poor
MatthewR
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17th Nov 05 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahahaha
Bart
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this would brighten my day soooooooo much.
This truly is the funniest thing ive heard in such a long time
Butler
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Cant imagine what its like to have it. When my mate was on holiday he went in some toilets at a restaurant and when he was washing his hands a bloke going for a piss goes 'you CNUT!' said it scared the life out of him haha
mav
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17th Nov 05 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so funny but not nice

Scott F
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17th Nov 05 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
anyone see the documentary about it on channel 4 that time? its well funny but i bet its a shit thing to have
langey
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17th Nov 05 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


i think if there was someone like this in our work, i'd be on time everyday and love going to wrk.

marty on shameless is a classic

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