evna
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Registered: 18th Oct 05
Location: Halesowen, Birmingham
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As above boyos, ill start:
Either falling off a chair, drunk and smashing my funny bone up, by doing so i managed to tear my nerve and fracture my citular tunnel.
Or When i used to skate, i jumped off a 12 foot roof...fked up the run-up, landed flat on my face, being dragged along the floor..
...also, 3 days earlier i had my nipple pierced.
Can officially say its not there any more.
anyone else??
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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Ive never broken anything..I think my worst was when i was running on a wooden floor and happend to slip in the stairs resulting me falling back and smashing my head on the corner..split it right open.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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broke 3 toes kicking a goalpost after i missed a sitter,resulting in me falling to the ground screaming like a big girls blouse being swiftly substituted and rushed to hospital
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
broke 3 toes kicking a goalpost after i missed a sitter,resulting in me falling to the ground screaming like a big girls blouse being swiftly substituted and rushed to hospital
 fucking hell Edd
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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lawrah?? can i split you open please
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
broke 3 toes kicking a goalpost after i missed a sitter,resulting in me falling to the ground screaming like a big girls blouse being swiftly substituted and rushed to hospital
fucking hell Edd
i know it was so funny looking back still havent lived it down
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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i injured myself whilst celebrating a goal. it was a charity match we played, and was a grudge match between upper and lower 6th form at school. they went 2-0 up and i managed to put in a last min equaliser! when scoring i fell flat on my arse, i tried to get up quick to celebrate and twisted my ankle, it really hurt but i tried to carry on anyway, i looked like a spaz, and wasnt worth it i was limping for days aftrer
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Edd
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i also ended up with my then manager giving me a talk on how to control my aggression
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hannah_d
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Registered: 12th May 05
Location: west sussex/chichester
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 had a splinter down my nail befor and wen i was about nine i was tryin to jump on to the 5th bar on monkey bars n i missed fell flat on my face n popped my nose fookin hurt i tell ya
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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Never broken any bones, not sure how ive managed this long as im quite accident prone
Stupidest injury was rolling over in bed and dislocating my knee
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Never injured myself
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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nobody has said snapped banjo yet oh well..the thread is young!
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Edd
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snapped banjo is not stupid....................................no wait it is
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gianluigi
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glad to say its never happend to me i dont look forward to the day though 
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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when i was about 8 i was at fottie practice down the local leisure centre and went to belt the ball and missed resulting in me falling flat on my back and it gave me concussion for about a week
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evna
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Registered: 18th Oct 05
Location: Halesowen, Birmingham
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oh, were getting personal.
I "ripped" my banjo whilst getting a bj off a random at a house party.
Try explaining that to your girlfriend (now, an ex)
painfull shit man.
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by evna
oh, were getting personal.
I "ripped" my banjo whilst getting a bj off a random at a house party.
Try explaining that to your girlfriend (now, an ex)
painfull shit man.
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Demo
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that mustve been one hell of a violent bj
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
that mustve been one hell of a violent bj
yes that must have been a bit too violant....i hoped u slapped the bird (or bloke, i dont know you're preference) after
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evna
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Registered: 18th Oct 05
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Teeth and everything. Youll shat your pants when you see blood spewing out at an alarming rate. i did But i went mad at le bitch and threw a sandwich at her...
....miss that sandwich now, was tuna-mayo
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gianluigi
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some girls they just have to go over the top dont they
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evna
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Registered: 18th Oct 05
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yuppers
Anyway doesnt bother me now...she got pregnant from a crack head.
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by evna
But i went mad at le bitch and threw a sandwich at her...
FPMSL
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Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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I fell through my glass front door whilst playing 'it' with my niece needed 10 stiches inside my arm and i think it was somin like 8 on the outside. had a few days off school, when I went back raised my hand and the wound split open, resulting in a sudden rush of blood and the bird sat next to me was not amused as she got it on her pmsl......
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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When pissed out of our mind one day sitting in the beer garden we started discussing wether or not we could jump the wooden table we were sitting at length ways. The gereral consensus was that if you could get the pace up you probably could.
So muggins here voluteers in front of a packed beer garden I had taken an almighty run up and thought I had done it until my trailing leg caught the bench and I smashed into the ground at full pace. The pain was unbelievable but it soon subsided after another couple of pint and the piss taking had finished. It was only the next morning when I couldn't move in my bed that I was went to hospital to find out I had torn the tendons in my shoulder and fractured my collar bone.
I still get this piss ripped out of me to this date
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