Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says, "Because you're f*cking minging."
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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mmmm jam wagon wheels
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Sam
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Location: West Midlands
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
mmmm jam wagon wheels
WTF It should be the stella your creaming over 
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
mmmm jam wagon wheels
WTF It should be the stella your creaming over
No stella turns me nasty im not allowed to drink it
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
mmmm jam wagon wheels
WTF It should be the stella your creaming over
No stella turns me nasty im not allowed to drink it
Haha 
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
mmmm jam wagon wheels
Seconded 
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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The blokes basket is funnier than the punchline.
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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