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TNM
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11th Nov 05 at 09:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was sat last night in a restaurant with the girlfriend.

The waitress was quite nice and had an uber tight ass with black pin stripe trousers on. I kept watching her ass whilst she was walking around. Didnt think the missus had clocked me until we got out side when she gave me a cheeky slap and said 'next time at least make sure i cant see that you are watching her ass'

Bart
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11th Nov 05 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fair play.
should have took a sneaky photo on you phone.

i regurly get clocked letching at other girls, surely its a natural thing for all men?

[Edited on 11-11-2005 by Bart]
TNM
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11th Nov 05 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was watching her for about an hour on and off tho
Dione J
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11th Nov 05 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?
3CorsaMeal
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11th Nov 05 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wear sunglasses next time
Tom
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11th Nov 05 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good lad tell her it's your instinct and that it's ok to look at the menu as long as you don't order
Ojc
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Jim, lend him your red glasses
Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Good lad tell her it's your instinct and that it's ok to look at the menu as long as you don't order


spot on!

Just because your on a diet doesnt mean you cant look at the menu does it
3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by Ojc
Jim, lend him your red glasses


can't they prescription lenses

my dad said only i can ride my bike too
Siberia
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11th Nov 05 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nothing wrong with window shoping...
Nismo
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11th Nov 05 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this used to happen to me all the time

i fail at subtleness
Jason Iles
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Mazin I do this also
TNM
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I think she was just in a bad mood yesterday as well. There was lots of traffic so went through all the villages to get there. When we arrived she said she felt sick, dizzy and her hands were sweaty

She said she was going to drive back

I told her she could walk back!
Alex
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11th Nov 05 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i can just imagine this happening!
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11th Nov 05 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
was sat last night in a restaurant with the girlfriend.

The waitress was quite nice and had an uber tight ass with black pin stripe trousers on. I kept watching her ass whilst she was walking around. Didnt think the missus had clocked me until we got out side when she gave me a cheeky slap and said 'next time at least make sure i cant see that you are watching her ass'



Should have told your girlfriend to STFU and suck you off.
TNM
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11th Nov 05 at 12:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
i can just imagine this happening!




Im not that bad.
CCA
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11th Nov 05 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You arent meant to get caught though
Pablo
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11th Nov 05 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My gf would perv with me
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
My gf would perv with me


lucky man
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
My gf would perv with me


lucky man


Awww yours would just take pics of posters for you
Alex
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
My gf would perv with me


lucky man


Awww yours would just take pics of posters for you


gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
My gf would perv with me


lucky man


Awww yours would just take pics of posters for you


enough i have realised my errors i beg forgivness
CCA
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11th Nov 05 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
My gf would perv with me


I do this but i have much better taste
Robbo
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11th Nov 05 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
fair play.
should have took a sneaky photo on you phone.

i regurly get clocked letching at other girls, surely its a natural thing for all men?

[Edited on 11-11-2005 by Bart]
Ditto, must be summat tha happens when u r engaged :S
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