Jason Iles
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Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
United the other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
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(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
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.Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
''Going down .going down going down,
Sunderland fans reply.....
So are we , so are we , so are we .
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"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for,
well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate
RIX, then your children will be next"
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West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we'r up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions....... ......champions
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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like
the idea of a swear word in his song.
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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red,
He's
sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad
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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be
sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland
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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal
Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
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To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
your dad
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Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
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Carl
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hahaha some of them are class! The wright-phillips one is abit harsh though!
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Cavey
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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal
Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
Both Quality
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REDSXI 2
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Sunderland fans to newcastle fans:
Kieron Dyer shags his mother and his sister and is brother, all day long they shag each other, dirty black and white bastards!.
also
Alan shearers illegitimate he aint got no birth certificate he's got aids and cant get rid of it, dirty black and white bastard!
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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He's Fat
He's Scouse
He'll rob your fucking house
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, rooney is a fat bastard and david moyes is gay.
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REDSXI 2
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remember singing this to tranmere fans once:
to the tune of you'll never walk alone.
You'll never get a job sign on, sign on
with hope in your hearts
cos you'll never get a job, sign on, sign on!
class
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Jamescorsa97
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Registered: 19th Aug 04
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The one about Jimmy Traore is my fav
What a classic!!!!
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Kyle T
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, rooney is a fat bastard and david moyes is gay.
thats crap 
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, rooney is a fat bastard and david moyes is gay.
thats crap
we like to get into the festive spirit at Anfield! 
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Carl
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wE ALL LIVE IN A ROBBIE fOWLER HOUSE, A ROBBIE FOWLER HOUSE, A ROBBIE FOWLER HOUSE.
i think thats a well funny chant.
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
harsh yet fair! PMSL
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
ron-al-do
to the theme of "london bridge is falling down"
gary neville shaggs his brother
and his sister
and his mother
all the nevilles shag each other
there all inbreads
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
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he's big
he's red
his feet stick out the bed
peter crouch
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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to the tune of hey baby:
hey, hey bowyer
ooh ahh
i wanna know
why youre not in jail
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Gavin
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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
pew pew pew pewwwww
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chris-sri
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Good one from when Igor Biscan was still playing for Liverpool
Super croat Igor Biscan used to be atrocious
Used to sitting on the bench and driving a ford focus
Now he's turned into a swan not a diplodocus
Super croat Igor Biscan used to be atrocious
To the tune of supercala.. fcuk it I can't spell it but you get the idea.
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douse
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You're a scouser
An ugly scouser
Your only happy, on giro day
Your mums out thieving
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away
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Ren
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
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chris-sri
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quote:
Originally posted by douse
You're a scouser
An ugly scouser
Your only happy, on giro day
Your mums out thieving
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away
Quality
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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In the land, where I was born, lived a man, with a monkeys head, and he went, to Sunderland, and his naaaaame, is Peter Reid.
All together now..
Peter Reids got a fuckin monkeys head, a fuckin monkeys head, a fuckin monkeys head.
Peter Reids got a fuckin monkeys head, a fuckin monkeys head, a fuckin monkeys head.
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Nath
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I love singing this to Northerners!
(sung quite slowly, not to any tune that I cant think of)
In Your Slums
In your Northern slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f*cking thick,
In your Northern slums.
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Nath
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West Ham song (mostly)
CHIM CHIMENEY
CHIM CHIMENEY
CHIM CHIM CHA ROO
WE ARE THOSE BASTARDS IN CLARET AND BLUE
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Nath
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This one is a bit odd
WE'LL BE RUNNING ROUND TOTTENHAM WITH
OUR WILLYS HANGING OUT
WE'LL BE RUNNING ROUND TOTTENHAM WITH
OUR WILLYS HANGING OUT
WE'LL BE RUNNING ROUND TOTTENHAM
RUNNING ROUND TOTTENHAM
RUNNING ROUND TOTTENHAM WITH OUR WILLYS HANGING OUT
SINGING
IVE GOT A FORSKIN HAVENT YOU? FUCKING JEW
SINGING
IVE GOT A FORSKIN HAVENT YOU? FUCKING JEW
SINGING
IVE GOT A FORSKIN
IVE GOT A FORSKIN
IVE GOT A FORSKIN HAVE'NT YOU!!!!
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Nath
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(tune: Yellow Submarine )
In the town of Sunderland
Lived a man called Peter Reid
he had a monkeys head
he peels bananas with his feet!!
Chorus
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet,
bananas with his feet......
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