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willay
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Subject says it all.

And lets keep it realistic and not too dirty eh boys & girls? No one wants to know about your perfect partner with six dicks each at 12 inches long (I'm looking at you SteveW ).

My perfect partner would be:

female, my age, employed, able to cook and entertain me. Not fat and not slim, my height, green eyes, a drinker, adventerious, drive a 206 (all women who drive 206's are hot), size 5/6 shoe, funny but not too funny that it shadows over my banter, emotional, likes a drink and keeps well away from corsasport.

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a female version of myself
Matt H
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http://www.faceparty.co.uk










Either JR or Carly for me
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big breasts, small waist and im happy
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My aged, blonde or brunette, has a good career path and a wiloing to reach her goals, dresses smart and takes pride in herself, makes me laugh, TRUSTS ME, likes to be wine'd and dine'd, adventourous and up for a laugh , likes to socialise, drives and can drive properlly. Accepts my working hours and the job. has hot sisters and sweet titties
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about 6'4'', very broad, brown hair, green/brown eyes, full time half decent job, own car, can cook and clean and do a bit of DIY, perhaps wants to travel/see the world/take me on exotic holidays once a year....

Would have to like dogs, and walk mine with me every day, have dinner on the table when i got in (if he was home before me) knew how to have a good time, likes a bit of a drink ... ummmm

Money in the bank always helps, sense oh humor, passionate, friendly, happy, romantic...

No wonder im always dissatisfied
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hmm id say, small brunett, not that botherd about age. (I went from an 18 year to a 26 year old )
funny, likes to go out and have a laugh, must drive i wouldnt say that she has to have a good job but the more she earns the better
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
My aged, blonde or brunette, has a good career path and a wiloing to reach her goals, dresses smart and takes pride in herself, makes me laugh, TRUSTS ME, likes to be wine'd and dine'd, adventourous and up for a laugh , likes to socialise, drives and can drive properlly. Accepts my working hours and the job. has hot sisters and sweet titties also must be able to spell so she can teach me how to



agree with the last part
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Nismo - current girlfriend has two sisters who are tall, leggy, dark hair and lovely
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someone that is content with themselves and not striving to be the next Jodie marsh, don't care if they have a job really, must want something out of live, considerate, thoughtful, enjoys a laugh n joke, likes the outdoors
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makes me laugh, does washing and ironing good looking
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cheers Willay 12 footlong dicks please
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
http://www.faceparty.co.uk










Either JR or Carly for me


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but really she needs to be over 5ft 9" slim but not skinny. a size 12 really..
must be able to party hard
can cook really well
can drive and has an interest in cars
isnt too needy (so i dont have to spend loads on her)

just an average girl with a pretty face really please.. oh and yes she does need to be damn dirty in the sack
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dont know wat i am looking for, i always get it wrong and find the wrong bloke
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quote:
Originally posted by vaxcorsagirl
dont know wat i am looking for, i always get it wrong and find the wrong bloke


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lol
Edd
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does anyone actually believe the perfect partner exists?
Carly
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I seem to be fallilng short of everyones perfect partner by not been able to cook fook all
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Carly I could make an exception.
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quote:
Originally posted by Carly
I seem to be fallilng short of everyones perfect partner by not been able to cook fook all



you would make up for it by being extra dirty in bed
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Carly is nothern so i think she would drink stella by the gallon so she wouldnt have to cook you could just eat at a kebab house every night
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i cant cook either
CCA
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I can cook
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this isnt fucking can't cook wont cook ffs

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