Dave A
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Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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f***ing shoot
im sick of it now, actually had a close look at my payslip today and im paing £1800 a month can i get a dentist on the nhs? can i f*ck. can the little scrounging benefit scum family that claims 'depression' is an excuse to sit on their fat lazy dole robbing arses? yes they can, whenever they want!
and then to top it all off £280 a MONTH!!!! for national insurance, £1200 a year for council tax and 60% tax on petrol, then 17.5% on anything i buy with the money thats left over!
then after just forking out a further £170 a few days back for car tax, i hit a pothole and it gouges 4 inches of metal and paint off my black alloys
im off to burn some dole scum.
bye bye
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Laney
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Registered: 6th May 03
Location: Leeds
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Would you like a hug? 
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
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Dave A
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Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by Laney
Would you like a hug?
no, just some sympathy
and my money back
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Dave A
USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE
Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
salesman
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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drug dealers dont pay tax 
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Dave A
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Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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im off to be a drug dealer then
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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Must be a bloody good salesman! 
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Tim
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Registered: 21st Apr 00
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
Something that pays around £75k basic... nice
(Or something that paid bonuses this month that gives an unusually large tax amount)
[Edited on 04-11-2005 by Tim]
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linz
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: Co Durham
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 It does get to you when think of all the people who do fuck all and don;t work but they get more then those who do, makes you want to give up and be like them sometimes
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Become a drug using dole dosser and all will be free to you.
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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Sounds like you will be left with a pretty healthy wage after all that anyway 
And you drive a corsa
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
quote:
Originally posted by mav
you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
Something that pays around £75k basic... nice
if the cunt is earning 75k a year he deserves to be taxed that much
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Karen
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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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quote:
Originally posted by linz
It does get to you when think of all the people who do fuck all and don;t work but they get more then those who do, makes you want to give up and be like them sometimes
I dont work but I wouldnt say I get more than anyone else. In fact I prob get less than those who work
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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get a job
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Karen
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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
get a job
I dont want a job though
Prefer to stay at home and look after my son 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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I can see why your moaning but if you think of it this way, at least you are making loads of cash so it can't be that bad.I get 5.20 an hour, thats something to moan about! You might as well forget about the tax bit, thats life.
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willay
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Organiser: South East, National Events
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by Tim
quote:
Originally posted by mav
you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
Something that pays around £75k basic... nice
if the cunt is earning 75k a year he deserves to be taxed that much
why?
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
get a job
I dont want a job though
Prefer to stay at home and look after my son
hmmmm
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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bit gutted, i like having a career
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
get a job
I dont want a job though
Prefer to stay at home and watch trisha while every other cunt pays my way
startling honesty there well done
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
get a job
I dont want a job though
Prefer to stay at home and bum ICY
Sick
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Dave A
USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE
Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by Tim
quote:
Originally posted by mav
you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
Something that pays around £75k basic... nice
if the cunt is earning 75k a year he deserves to be taxed that much
wish that was my basic! i make a 22k basic and an average of £1000 a week commission.
and why do i deserve to be taxed that much??? why should i have to pay more than other people? because i have done well for myself?
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Recaro1
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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fooking hell.
You earn 75K a year. Lucky fooker.
Thought i was doing good earning 40K.
What sort of sales? Cars? beds? houses
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa808
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by Tim
quote:
Originally posted by mav
you pay £2080 per month on tax and NI, what do you do?
Something that pays around £75k basic... nice
if the cunt is earning 75k a year he deserves to be taxed that much
wish that was my basic! i make a 22k basic and an average of £1000 a week commission.
and why do i deserve to be taxed that much??? why should i have to pay more than other people? because i have done well for myself?
My calculations:
£22,000 basic annual + £1000/week = £74,000 total annual
That becomes:
Gross Income: £6,166.67
Tax-Free Allowance: £395.42
Taxable Amount: £5,771.25
Tax Paid: £1,817.30
National Insurance: £282.62
Net Take-Home: £4,066.74
Far wrong?
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