Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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Finished work tonight and goes to get in my car when this bird from the office above shouts me over, i've seen her a couple of times in't car park and shes quite fit so im wondering why the fuck she wanted me to go over
So anyways i go across to see what she wants, turns out her car has broke down and she wants me to try giving her car a push to get it going, so naturaly i oblige and go round the back to push. Now im no Mr. Universe, and it was a big 4x4 and the car was on a slight hill but i've got enough strenght to push a car but it wouldn't move so i thought i might just be a pussy so calls over another bloke who was just getting in his car. Still no luck, so i walks up to the window & says look love, were getting nowhere here, your probs best calling the AA or something, to which she looks at me and says "Do you think it'd be easier if i take the handbrake off" 
Stupid cow had pulled it up so the car didnt roll back onto us 
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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WTF 
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Charlene
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Location: Darlington
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Kif
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Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at, thats sumthing you wud do 
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Bez_SXi
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Registered: 24th Sep 05
Location: West Mids
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That's the dumbest thing I've heard in quite a long time 
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
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Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at, thats sumthing you wud do
Cheeky cunt, im not that stupid
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
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Originally posted by corsa-boy19
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Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at, thats sumthing you wud do
Cheeky cunt, im not that stupid
Joking darling 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Oh dear
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Andrew
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Sam
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What a moron!
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dannycorsa c
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Carr
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Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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Class
Only a woman could do that
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Ooopps
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Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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That's class
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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she was blonde i take it
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L33 LEG
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pics? 
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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ROFL! thats fucking incredible.. pics?
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Pablo
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Best laugh i've had in a while
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CHOSEN1
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Registered: 8th Sep 02
Location: bexleyheath, Kent
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my x girlfriend left her lights on so when she come bk 2 the car it would not start so she turned 2 her friend and said i am just gonna check no one has stolen the engine! ive never laughed so much. in case u where wondering it was a micra.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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u r joking right
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by CHOSEN1
my x girlfriend left her lights on so when she come bk 2 the car it would not start so she turned 2 her friend and said i am just gonna check no one has stolen the engine! ive never laughed so much. in case u where wondering it was a micra.
ROFLAO
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