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Author Dont sleep with other people's ex-wifes, BMW M3 GETS OWNED!!!
VegasPhil
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3rd Nov 05 at 14:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Saw this on Mig

Dont sleep with other people's ex-wifes, BMW M3 GETS OWNED!!!

http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73384



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Edd
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fuckin hell
Pablo
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he got caught thats all i can say
CCA
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3rd Nov 05 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Notice how clean the mountain dew can is
Alex
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mmmm mountain dew...
TNM
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the paint is fucked, seats are fucked, all the windows smashed!
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
he got caught thats all i can say



how did he get caught???

its the guys EX wife
Alex
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actually the interior looks kind of cool, maybe it could be done as some kind of special edition?
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
he got caught thats all i can say


Ex-wife it says pablo
Pablo
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yes my bad read it wrong
3CorsaMeal
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an XE'd corsa would beat an M3 up the entry ramp and thru 90 degrees inside a multi-storey car park whilst using 2nd gear only

on this basis the corsa is the car i'd have anyway
psycho sport
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the dudes got really bad hand writing!
Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
an XE'd corsa would beat an M3 up the entry ramp and thru 90 degrees inside a multi-storey car park whilst using 2nd gear only

on this basis the corsa is the car i'd have anyway


Thats a better reply mate
leeshez
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3rd Nov 05 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh dear
Nismo
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id kill him, no questions in it :-)
Jason Iles
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I would be well chuffed free re-paint
dave17
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looks quite cool actually
nik
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Originally posted by Nismo
id kill him, no questions in it :-)


Yes. I'd tell him his EX wife said he has a small penis, was shit in bed then proceed to pour paint down his throat while chopping each of his fingers and toes off.
stuartmitchell
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better watch out then
Tom
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Nik speaks the truth
Butler
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'Sorry, but fvcking with a man's ride is pvssy sh*t.'

Couldn't agree more, messing with a mans pride and joy is lowest of the low.

[Edited on 03-11-2005 by Butler]
Jas
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t cut?
Ian
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If he knows who it is, the most refreshing thing would be to turn up with a bill.

I had a car damaged once by a jealous lad who wanted to go out with the girl I was at the time. Cost him £1600. I laughed.
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quote:
Originally posted by kinakoba, g35driver.com
I wished someone would start banging my ex, so she would stop calling me everyday.
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link no workey for me

 
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