Jason Iles
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The funniest night ever me and my best mate were comparing notes on birds we've both nailed, and some of the weird things birds do in bed  Mazin
Any of you lot do this? My stomach still hurts now from the laughing
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TNM
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post the notes 
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Edd
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oh yes,my 1st question is always does she take it up the arse
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Jason Iles
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The best for my mate was he was nailing a random and she said when she wants it in the back end she will touch his ring, soon as she did it he blowed hi load and was really pissed off and left
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
oh yes,my 1st question is always does she take it up the arse
There was only 2 that did this shocked me
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Edd
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shocking!!!!!
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Edd
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talking to a guy in work about this and he said he was doing this bird in the arse and she turned round and said let me taste my arse in a broad glaswegian accent he said he nearly lost his hard on
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
talking to a guy in work about this and he said he was doing this bird in the arse and she turned round and said let me taste my arse in a broad glaswegian accent he said he nearly lost his hard on
ROFLAO leg-end
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Edd
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mmmmm sweetcorn
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
mmmmm sweetcorn
Cheers Edd for that thought 
Another classic moment. We both nailed this minger once (not at the same time) and she made this screeching like she was dying or something we both made the noise down the pub and everyone thought we were mental 
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Edd
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aghhhhhhhh the dreaded death squeal
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Jason Iles
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aghhhhhhhh the dreaded death squeal
It is off putting
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Jason Iles
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remember another good one
Sam (yes thats Sam Nath so you can rip it out of him) was nailing one of his ex's and she said talkk dirty to me. He said his mind went blank and had no idea what to say
So said "ohhhhh your dirty" PMSL What a nob
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Edd
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prefer the full on porn star girl
give it to me
harder
faster
deeper
your so big
now come in my mouth,i wont take no for an answer
sort of girl
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
prefer the full on porn star girl
give it to me
harder
faster
deeper
your so big
now come in my mouth,i wont take no for an answer
sort of girl
They're always the one you least expect as well look all nice and pretty and proper then in bed, animal
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gianluigi
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ive had a few birds who try not to moan and groan when ur giving it to them, they let out the occassional ahhh! but they too embarrased to do it. im like come on girl u know u wana so just do it!
[Edited on 01-11-2005 by gianluigi]
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
ive had a few birds who try not to moan and groan when ur giving it to them, they let out the occassional ahhh! but they too embarrased to do it. im like come on girl u know u wana so just do it!
Yeah that annoys me
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
prefer the full on porn star girl
give it to me
harder
faster
deeper
your so big
now come in my mouth,i wont take no for an answer
sort of girl
They're always the one you least expect as well look all nice and pretty and proper then in bed, animal
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Jason Iles
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How is your mrs btw???
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Edd
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moi?
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Jason Iles
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Edd
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she's fine,she's on the rag which means ultra moods
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Jason Iles
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
she's fine,she's on the rag which means ultra moods
Give her some evening primrose oil tablets and chocolate
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gianluigi
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yes lots of chocolate
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