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LukeGSi
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23rd Oct 05 at 19:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Travelling to the shop just got on to main road at approx 40-50mph and out ran a HUGEEEEEEEEE deer.............

Managed to brake and swerve but stil hit it

Cant really tell from pics but its dinted wing and bonnet also
Popped towing eye cover which Shane went back and found

Kez was hysterical

Got out to move it and it was very heavy and big




Matt H
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Were you not tempted to "get inside the animals" like on Freddy Got Fingered?
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeGSi
Got out to move it and it was very heavy and big




Bad news aswell mate hope you get the car sorted ok
psycho sport
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23rd Oct 05 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh deer!
Did u put the offending animal in the boot? venison!!
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what happened to deer?
Jake
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if he tried to move it i dont think it galloped away.
Adam-D
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i wudda kicked fuck out of it then cooked the bastid for fucking up my car
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23rd Oct 05 at 22:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My dad's mondeo looked like that after he hit a deer, it wrote it off




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Gaz
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did the deer live?
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Venison anyone with a nice side order of Veg
LukeGSi
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The deer was killed out right, broken neck at a guess. Didn't have a mark on it, the woman driving behind almost ran it over aswell tho, lucky she stopped in time!! I dragged it intothe hedge, I'm sure it will provide food for something!!

Car is at Nissan as we speak for a quote...
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i would get Deers Anonymous to pay out, thats bang out of order
LukeGSi
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quote:
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i would get Deers Anonymous to pay out, thats bang out of order


To right, am going to get a claim for whiplash in too
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when i went back to find the towing eye cover i had to sneak a peak at the dear and yes it was well and truly fucking dead
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H


Were you not tempted to "get inside the animals" like on Freddy Got Fingered?



quote:
Originally posted by Shane
when i went back to find the towing eye cover i came across the deer and put my willy inside it


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if you were in scotland you would have to report that you hit a deer not sure how it works in England. If you report it nothing happens but if you hit and deer and run then its a matter for the police
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i bet you its not dead it will be like the cow out of me myself and irene
Edd
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oh also
leeshez
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Ouch nasty
LukeGSi
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popped into Nissan today for a quote

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Just be thankful that you didnt hit it head on mate, would have come right through the windscreen if you did, you must have sh!t a brick though

[Edited on 24-10-2005 by big eck]
mav
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oh deer.. thought you had spelt it wrong till i read thread...


what was the quote like ? was it
PaulW
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i remember when kerry had a knock in her old pulsar...

damage was about the same, if not quite as bad...

it got wrote off didnt it??

[Edited on 24-10-2005 by PaulW]

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