Pablo
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> > A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.
> >
> > To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the
>bride's
> > and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the
> > reception room and generally kicking the sh*t out of each
>other. The
> > police get called into break up the fight.
> > The following week, all members of both families appear in
>court. The
> > fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings
>calm
> > with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'
> >
> > The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up
>and says,
> > 'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should
>explain
> > what happened.'
> >
> > The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins
>his
> > explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a
>Cavan
> > wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.
> >
> > The judge says, 'OK.'
> >
> > 'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the
>music
> > kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and
>after that
> > the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when
>all of a
> > sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave
>the bride
> > an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'
> > Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have
>hurt!'
> > 'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'
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