kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
User status: Offline
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I had a strange run in with the police last night. A friend and I went over to the next village (Hemmingford Abbots) to go to a cool little local called the Axe and Compass.
Anyway, a few hours later (and a few beers later), I'd lost my mate, lost the pub, and as I was stumbling around some back streets I suddenly came face to face with a copper.
He was obviously disgusted at the state I was in, and this is where it got weird. He asked me why I was walking around drunk holding out my car keys. This was news to me, as I had no idea why I was walking about holding out my car keys. For the sake of trying to make some kind of answer I came out with "Sh!t, some f*'kers nicked my car.".
There was a long pause as he looked me up and down, and then he asked me something that I really wasn't expecting. He asked me why my flies were undone and my penis was hanging out.
I guess it didn't do me any favours when I exclaimed "Sh!t, the f*#kers nicked my girlfriend too."
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