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Tom

Member

Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
User status: Offline

14th Oct 05 at 13:07

Thought you might like these. They made me laugh.

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>Subject: Definitely Some Ooo Err Missus Moments Here
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>These are some extracts from actual letters sent to various Councils and
>Housing Associations throughout the UK:
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>1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
>my knob off.
>
>2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
>put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
>
>3. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
>fence.
>
>4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet
>roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.
>
>5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
>wall.
>
>6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped
>and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?
>
>7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the
>walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain
>filthy.
>
>8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
>cleared.
>
>9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny colour
>and not fit to drink.
>
>10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
>
>11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning
>at 6

0am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
>
>12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is
>unsightly and dangerous.
>
>13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like
>a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
>
>14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please
>do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every
>night.
>
>15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy
>my wife.
>
>16. I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I
>still have had no satisfaction.
>
>17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
>fungus in it.
>
>18. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
>can't take it any more.

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline

14th Oct 05 at 13:11

FPMSL

Edd

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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
User status: Offline

14th Oct 05 at 13:11

>17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
>fungus in it.

>15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy
>my wife.

>10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Cybermonkey

Member

Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline

14th Oct 05 at 13:14

quote:
Originally posted by Tom

Jason Iles cheesy farmer
>11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning
>at 60am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

PMSL at this one
>17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
>fungus in it.

SetH

Member

Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online

14th Oct 05 at 15:13

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