gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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There was a nun sitting on a train, minding her own business, opposit her was a chav, eating raw prawns. The chav would rip the head off the prawn, eat the body, and then in true chav style, he would throw the excess prawn at the nun. After a the chav threw the prawn waste a few times, the nun had enough, so she got up and hit the emergancy stop button. The chav, shocked said "wha? u cant do dis, u get a bad ass fine from da police!" the nun said to the chav "well, when i get the police to smell your fingers, you'll get 4 years in jail"
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