--Dave--
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sax on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing??"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Umm. they are making cakes".
The next day they are at the zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sax. Again she asks the mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?"
Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"
Because I licked the Icing off the sofa
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woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.
"You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not", the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"
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Blue
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What is sax?
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--Dave--
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like $ex but using musical instruments
(it came through work so the words are changed)
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TNM
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welcome to 1989.
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
welcome to 1989.
lets paaaaaaaartaaayyy!!
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--Dave--
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I keep forgetting there's no point posting jokes on CS because Timmy has heard all of them.
Oh well
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Kyle T
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shoot
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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