liamC
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Like second nature over here. Every single bar and club is a ferking whorehouse on a nighttime.
You've mainly got your Fillipinos, Russians and Chinese as the main 3 top runners. The Fillipinos are simply looking for European husbands, they do your washing for you, ironing, owt! They're supposed to be the best humps as well. Focking nightmare if you're out and you even glance and one and they see you, over they come offering their services and chatting you up.
The Russians are apparently the nicest of the 3 whores, they don't bother you if you dont bother them and they will wait for you to go over to them. I would prefer a Russian to a fillipino/chinese pursuasion, the oriental thing does not attract me personally.
The Chinese are a bit like the fillipinos, but not really looking for husbands. Most are rough as ferk, and do not really appeal to myself.
So, anyone ever been with a whore?
CS female members DO NOT count.
And for the record I have NOT!
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_Allan_
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Yesh but your mother does cook a great fry up in the morning. No extra charge 
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micra_pete
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quote:
Originally posted by liamC
The Russians are apparently the nicest of the 3 whores, they don't bother you if you dont bother them and they will wait for you to go over to them.
you know why that is don't you? a large amount of russian whores, never had intention of being whores, they are kidnapped / sold to pimps, who will threaten to kill their family / them if they dont work, so they won't approach you, as they really would rather they weren't fucked / raped by someone, not all of them obviously, but a lot of them.
the Fillipinos though, they love you long time.
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Jamie
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Dont get any of this shitt up here
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Jambo
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Originally posted by micra_pete
the Fillipinos though, they love you long time.
FPMSL 
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SetH
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ROFL
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Tom
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My step mum is a phillipino 
She does cook and clean and spend all the money to be fair, not sure if she's a great ride or not though 
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liamC
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quote:
Originally posted by micra_pete
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Originally posted by liamC
The Russians are apparently the nicest of the 3 whores, they don't bother you if you dont bother them and they will wait for you to go over to them.
you know why that is don't you? a large amount of russian whores, never had intention of being whores, they are kidnapped / sold to pimps, who will threaten to kill their family / them if they dont work, so they won't approach you, as they really would rather they weren't fucked / raped by someone, not all of them obviously, but a lot of them.
the Fillipinos though, they love you long time.
I didnt know that mate!
The fillipinos have a habit of also telling you they have just split up with their long term boyfriend of 4 years. Yeah ok love!!
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by micra_pete
you know why that is don't you? a large amount of russian whores, never had intention of being whores, they are kidnapped / sold to pimps, who will threaten to kill their family / them if they dont work, so they won't approach you, as they really would rather they weren't fucked / raped by someone, not all of them obviously, but a lot of them.
someone has been watching sex traffic on channel 4 havent they?!
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Blue
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I wouldnt shag any of those Philipino whores - you get a free STD with every session
They probably still have cum up their cream pie since the ;ast client too 
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greycorsa
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yuck
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Ian S
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
My step mum is a phillipino
She does cook and clean and spend all the money to be fair, not sure if she's a great ride or not though
was she mail order?
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liamC
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My mates go into the whore houses up in Dubai to wind them up.
2 of them went in a few weeks ago, and one of them pretended to be deaf and dum whilst the other was "translating" to one of the whores.
So anyway, one of the whores comes over, lad tells her the other lad is deaf and dum and he would be translating for him. So he mumbles and pretends to be deaf and dum then the 'translator' goes "yes, my friend would like to know if you shave down below" she replies, telling them yes she does, again, starts mumbling while my other mate translates for him "my friend would like to know if you take it up the arse", again she replies, telling him yes, then the same once more he mumbles to the translator and once again he forwards it on to this whore. "yes, erm, my friend would like to know if you shave your arse?" once again, she replies yes, then begins to feel sorry for him and starts giving him a free rub in the bar.
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian S
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Originally posted by Tom
My step mum is a phillipino
She does cook and clean and spend all the money to be fair, not sure if she's a great ride or not though
was she mail order?
No, he met her in bahrain (he used to do contract engineering over their) and she was teaching, aprantley she's a full on rice picker tho 
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3CorsaMeal
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3 actually
1 from rotterdam - 26yrs
1 from Portugal - 35yrs - was awesome
didn't ask where the 3rd was from, but only got a BJ
all fun and games in amsterdam
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liamC
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
3 actually
1 from rotterdam - 26yrs
1 from Portugal - 35yrs - was awesome
didn't ask where the 3rd was from, but only got a BJ
all fun and games in amsterdam
Do they kiss? With the state of the UAE TV I ended up watching 'Pretty Woman' last night and she told the bloke she didnt kiss being a whore as it was a bit 'too close'. Did they?
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Tom
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How bad is my spelling
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3CorsaMeal
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no didn't kiss em, they just suck your willy then let you rag them, they don't even put any effort into it (although the 35yr old did)
this all was about 2-3yrs ago now
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Tom
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no didn't kiss em, they just suck your willy then let you rag them, they don't even put any effort into it (although the 35yr old did)
this all was about 2-3yrs ago now
Did they get err you know 'lubricated' manually or are they just horny sluts  or did u kind of do them dry
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Demo
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i like this thread
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3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
no didn't kiss em, they just suck your willy then let you rag them, they don't even put any effort into it (although the 35yr old did)
this all was about 2-3yrs ago now
Did they get err you know 'lubricated' manually or are they just horny sluts or did u kind of do them dry
they have lube and splat some on their fanneh,they try to do it on the sly, but i saw them doing it
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3CorsaMeal
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go to amsterdam and try it
is so many to choose from and you go in soley for a shag, no small talk or pretending to be interested in their stories either
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greycorsa
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doesnt float my boat personally.
and the reason why they prob dont want u 2 c them doin it is coz then you will think wow i made her wet
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Tom
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
go to amsterdam and try it
is so many to choose from and you go in soley for a shag, no small talk or pretending to be interested in their stories either
I really don't fancy it I like the chat
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Ian S
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Originally posted by Tom
My step mum is a phillipino
She does cook and clean and spend all the money to be fair, not sure if she's a great ride or not though
was she mail order?
No, he met her in bahrain (he used to do contract engineering over their) and she was teaching, aprantley she's a full on rice picker tho
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