Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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older than this guy
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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It's funny like but it's a bit stupid
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Old but
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
It's funny like but it's a bit stupid
yes
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