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Author I annoyed an eBay nerd/chav hybrid....
ed
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15th Sep 05 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Well, this item was brought to my attention on GC a few days ago...

ITEM

I couldn't resist asking the person to back up his claimed 12bhp power upgrade from a simple resistor by asking him;

" Can you show me the rolling road power graphs to prove your claimed power output. You don't just geuss how much power an engine modification provides because it says something vaugely similar in Max Power magazine..."

(Had to put in a cheeky little comment to becuase I'm a cfut)...

His reply was:

Ok, I will try to keep this as simple as I can so you may be able to follow, you have been registered on Ebay since 3rd June 2005 and have no trading record on here, you can't slander a seller by sending the sort of messages you sent to me.
Firstly I have forwarded a copy of the message to the Ebay staff, for which I know will be noted against you, this could result in you being removed from using Ebay.
I am not sure what your problem is, however if you insist on targeting me, and want proof, just send another message - but this time put your phone number and address down, I will pop round and show you the rolling road report in person. Many thanks from dazzarooney.

Ok so dair do's, I pissed him off, and he wants to hurt me (or show me the RR graphs ), but I'm sorry, when you look like this you shouldn't be threatening people:



Life is good
3CorsaMeal
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15th Sep 05 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what an idiot

his list of power upgrades and chip story
GREG 1
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15th Sep 05 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ed, do it send him your address and phone number and send a pic of Craig W
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15th Sep 05 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"even better than the morning drives to work with cold air going into the engine"

3CorsaMeal
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"like early morning when the car seems to fly"
3CorsaMeal
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his car is 165bhp
Tim
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He owns a Mondeo -- nuff said...

I'd also question his bhp claims for the exhaust and induction
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15th Sep 05 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Out performed a superchip.

I want to go and beat the uck out of him with a tooth pick
bradfincham
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15th Sep 05 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just asked him for some rr graphs to proove hsi other mods made the power increase and a wiring diagram and rr before and after of a vuxhall engine with his resistor mod
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I wish people would talk about engine tuning only when they knew how it worked. Otherwse they should read a few books or shut the hell up...
GREG 1
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15th Sep 05 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Reply edd, its got to be done !
Carl
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what a loser, i'm going to ask him a question too. I think we should al report him to ebay while we are at it. Anyone know how you do it?
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15th Sep 05 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Give him someone elses address / number (like your neighbour)
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I replyed saying that I couldn't tell him my address or phone number because the message will be publicly viewable, but then requested his e-mail adress so I could send it with confidence.
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15th Sep 05 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think I should send him this post...
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15th Sep 05 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The thing is he is selling loads, must be making abit of money, here's my question.

Does your car have to be chaved up for the 20p resistor to work? I've heard nightmares that they can affect the brightness of neon washer jets, is this true or merely a myth?
Cheers.

GREG 1
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15th Sep 05 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes with .......

http://www.ukflava.com at the bottom
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15th Sep 05 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

haha

seriously though I'm suprised ebay hasn't banned people for trying to sell that crap - just fucks your engine in the end.
GREG 1
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15th Sep 05 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
haha

seriously though I'm suprised ebay hasn't banned people for trying to sell that crap - just fucks your engine in the end.


They make silly money Paul from CHAVS selling this crap !!

Heard the Ebay latest ??

You can call your buyer / seller up and the calls will be charged @ per silly a min and the cost goes to Ebay !

What a joke !
Andrew
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15th Sep 05 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nice pants
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This is the defining quote of 2005...

So why is our product different? It’s not; it is a simple RESISTOR that would cost about 20p to buy, but then a 20p resistor is no good to anyone if it has the wrong resistance, it quite simply wouldn’t work, plus most people wouldn’t know exactly where it needs to be fitted. It’s a bit like buying a DVD for £17.99 the disk cost about 50p, so the information on the disk (the film) is what you are paying for.
Tom
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15th Sep 05 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cheeky little runt post up replies
CoastalCorsa
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whos this then if the pic u have is ??
http://pages.ebay.co.uk/viewitem/viewitem_popup.html?domain=ebay.co.uk
Neil
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15th Sep 05 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
haha

seriously though I'm suprised ebay hasn't banned people for trying to sell that crap - just fucks your engine in the end.


They make silly money Paul from CHAVS selling this crap !!

Heard the Ebay latest ??

You can call your buyer / seller up and the calls will be charged @ per silly a min and the cost goes to Ebay !

What a joke !


Are you sure this is true? Ebay have just bought Skype for Seller > Buyer calls and since Skype is VOIP its free.
Jas
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15th Sep 05 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i posted the link few days ago..the piccy made me laugh

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