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Author [Joke] Pedro
Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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13th Sep 05 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S.legally
through Immigration.

The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all
the tests, except there is one more test.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter the
U.S."

Pedro said, " I am ready."

The officer said "Make a sentence using
Yellow, Pink and Green."

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said
"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said "Go ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green,
green, and I pink it up, and say,
'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"


Roll on the tumble weed
Dan Lewis
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Leicestershire
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13th Sep 05 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Groans real loud

 
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