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Author ojc and myself are declaring martial law
SetH
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This country is a joke, no discipline, no respect, chavs are left to breed at an exponetial rate whilst everyone else goes out to work to pay the chavs their benefits.

We will start by taking out the fat arsed lorry drivers blocking the fuel depots with our Law's and RPG's.

Whos with us?


Simon
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12th Sep 05 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



count me in

[Edited on 12-09-2005 by Simon]
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me and my crew are with you. we are a pretty good forward unit for first contact (knife through the back of the neck stylie)
Sam
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I'm in.
Adam-D
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me 2
CorsAsh
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I want a bigger gun if I'm in...
SetH
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The weapon pictured above is an AKS-74U special-purpose assault rifle

This assault rifle is outfitted with the PBS silent fire device and BS-1 silent underbarrel grenade launcher.

I have a shipment of these from dodgy boris which i will be issuing shortly.

you must report to ojc for assualt rifle training.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I want a bigger gun if I'm in...


And a pigeon...
CorsAsh
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A homing pigeon with explosives strapped to it's belly
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
A homing pigeon with explosives strapped to it's belly


Not a homo pigeon then:

greengoddess
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Count me in if i can have me an mp5

SetH
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No, weapons from the eastern coalition only.

leave MP5`s to the UK and the TWATS over the pond.
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
A homing pigeon with explosives strapped to it's belly


Not a homo pigeon then:




No, a suicide pigeon:

vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
This country is a joke, no discipline, no respect, chavs are left to breed at an exponetial rate whilst everyone else goes out to work to pay the chavs their benefits.

We will start by taking out the fat arsed lorry drivers blocking the fuel depots with our Law's and RPG's.

Whos with us?






you have no LAWs rockets there SetH

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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
A homing pigeon with explosives strapped to it's belly


Not a homo pigeon then:




No, a suicide pigeon:




@ the other pigeon looking as well!
CorsAsh
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That's the suicide pigeon handler, I think he should have a beard...

brb.
SetH
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I had a text from ojc, he is currently on a covert op to steal one of the british armys new Apache helicopters.

I feel this will make the bacon butty eating lorry drivers think twice about the blockades.

whats the name of that dumb ass welsh hauliers association or something? we could take their convoy out before they block the M4. I once did something simliar in a pc simulation once, i feel i am qualified for this.
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ollie can bearly drive a car let alone attempt to pilot a helicoper. I think he's gone to bed with milk and cookies
SetH
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dont not make a mockery of oliver, he is one of many clones left over from years of nazi experimentation. He has been genetically augemented to posses superior strength and intellect. The man is highly capable and lethal.

[Edited on 12-09-2005 by SetH]
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
ollie can bearly drive a car let alone attempt to pilot a helicoper. I think he's gone to bed with milk and cookies


greengoddess
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I will offer my services to infiltrate the truckers cafe.I will slay all that stand before me, and be silent but deadly ( I am highly trained in the way of the fart ).

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What about taking the initiative and blockading the lorry depots.
CorsAsh
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Osama Bin Pigeon in the window now
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
dont not make a mockery of oliver, he is one of many clones left over from years of nazi experimentation. He has been genetically augemented to posses superior strength and intellect. The man is highly capable and lethal.

[Edited on 12-09-2005 by SetH]


I fear I don't need to make a mockery of oliver - he posses superior mincing and arse streching abilities coupled with prancing and saying "oh thats a nice colour for the bathroom".
SetH
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rofl

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