boyracer2002
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days.
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He
enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through
the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel
Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a
planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a
continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different
countries" This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will
be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"
"Ah," said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place
on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams
in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of
the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians.
The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligentand humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied very
wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting
down South!"
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