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Author Danger W@nk
Jason Iles
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8th Sep 05 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate asked last night if I have ever done this, I thought WTF and asked him what it was.

He said it's where you get ready in the position, call one of your parents up the stairs to "see something" and you have to bash like mad, finish and have your pants trousers back on before they get to you

Any1 tried it??? I haven't but I thought it was hilarious

[Edited by Jason Iles for the mofu's]

[Edited on 08-09-2005 by Jason Iles]
Demo
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8th Sep 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats a danger wank mo fo
Pablo
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ROFLMAO Reminds me of Human Traffic
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
thats a danger wank mo fo


agreed
Haimsey
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yea, but what you going to show them?
urself all out of breath?

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Jason Iles
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I didn't make the name up, he asked me if I had done it
SteveW
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yup danger Wank
Matt H
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A scare wank is where you do it in front of a lamp infront of a young girl who is 1/2 asleep & try to make i look like something evil in the shadows so that it scares her
Demo
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8th Sep 05 at 15:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
slap your mate jase and aquaint (sp) him with the ways of the danger wank
gianluigi
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8th Sep 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
thats a danger wank mo fo


lmao , uve given me the giggles
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
slap your mate jase and aquaint (sp) him with the ways of the danger wank


I'm gonna call him up stairs to see something and when he gets there tell the MoFu out right
SteveW
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matt - thats a new one to me mate.. will try and make it look like a rabbit tonight so the kids next door think im making balloon animals
Haimsey
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
matt - thats a new one to me mate.. will try and make it look like a rabbit tonight so the kids next door think im making balloon animals


child entertainer

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8th Sep 05 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL

I'm sure you could could hurt yourself doing this
Tom
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A lad I know has something similar called beat the kettle see if he can squirt before the kettle boils
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WTF
Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
slap your mate jase and aquaint (sp) him with the ways of the danger wank


I'm gonna call him up stairs to see something and when he gets there tell the MoFu out right


spurt in his eye

and FPMSL @ beat the kettle
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
A lad I know has something similar called beat the kettle see if he can squirt before the kettle boils


how much water does he put in the kettle
Tom
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Beatthe kettle is usually a lunchtime activity
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even more fun, balance the kettle, then when it boils it falls over, that will make you wank like the wind

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Matt H
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Beat the bottle warmer
Jason Iles
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@ beat the kettle

 
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