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SteveW
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8th Sep 05 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The cleaner that comes round and cleans our office got fired 2 days ago..

this little black lady that didnt speak a lot of english..

she had been using the same cloths n other bits n bobs, that she cleaned the bathrooms with, to clean our offices, PCs, Keyboards etc..

MING MING MING
3CorsaMeal
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8th Sep 05 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i found out that the sponge i use to clean my coffee mug was used to wipe out the minging bins
Ojc
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8th Sep 05 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was she fit?
Demo
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8th Sep 05 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lick the spacebar
Matt H
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8th Sep 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pimp her out
SteveW
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8th Sep 05 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nah she wasnt quite what i would call fit

well shes gone now.. and we have an equally as mental lil cleaner.. she mopped the carpets (WITH A MOP AND BUCKET) yesterday.. we couldnt stop laughing when she left..

proper nutter.. started mopping the walls too
gianluigi
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8th Sep 05 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Andrew
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8th Sep 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
eww... i wouldn't like to visit her house
Rileysport
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8th Sep 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
we caught our office cleaner washing the sinks and taps etc with the fooking toilet brush
Andrew
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8th Sep 05 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SRi-Co
we caught our office cleaner washing the sinks and taps etc with the fooking toilet brush


CCA
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8th Sep 05 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat
SteveW
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8th Sep 05 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not mine CCA.. i lick my keyboard clean
3CorsaMeal
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8th Sep 05 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat


which contains the larger concentration of harmful germs tho?
Ojc
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8th Sep 05 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.
Tom
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8th Sep 05 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
erwwwwwwww
CCA
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8th Sep 05 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Steve turn your keyboard upside down (so the keys face your desk) and tap it on the desk and this will tell you how clean it is
Jason Iles
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8th Sep 05 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I once wanked in the kettle at work and watched them all drink there Coffee in the morning giggling

Disclaimer - this is not really true

[Edited on 08-09-2005 by Jason Iles]
CCA
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8th Sep 05 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat

which contains the larger concentration of harmful germs tho?

Your keyboard im afraid to say
Cybermonkey
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8th Sep 05 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.


is this you?
SteveW
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8th Sep 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just did it.. only a little bit of hair and fluff fell out.. although it kinda looks like pubic hair
SteveW
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8th Sep 05 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.


is this you?



if that was Ollie i would like very much to touch his breasts with my willy
Matt H
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8th Sep 05 at 15:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.


is this you?




Could be....
3CorsaMeal
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8th Sep 05 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat

which contains the larger concentration of harmful germs tho?

Your keyboard im afraid to say


evidence? pics? vids? scientific statement signed by indepdent witness?
SteveW
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8th Sep 05 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bloke at work was saying about this..

they did some test where they swab your keyboard (in places like call centers where people are hot desking all the time) they found loads of crap including 1 case of herpies (sp)
Demo
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8th Sep 05 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.


is this you?




Could be....



FPMSL deffo oliver

 
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